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Subject: Gotta love Doctors

Forwarded by MSN GROUPS Member
"Bituin"

1. A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife's going to
have her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the
lady's dress, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed that there
were several cabs-and I was in the wrong one.

Submitted by Dr.
Mark MacDonald, San Antonio,
TX.

2. At the beginning
of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female
patient's anterior chest wall. "Big breaths," I instructed. "Yes, they used to
be," replied the patient.

Submitted by Dr.
Richard Byrnes,   Seattle, WA


3. One day I had to be the bearer of bad
news when I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial
infarct. Not more than five minutes later, I heard her reporting to the rest of
the family that he had died of a "massive internal fart."


Submitted by Dr.
Susan Steinberg, Manitoba, Canada

4. During a patient's two week follow-up
appointment with his cardiologist, he informed me, his doctor, that he was
having trouble with one of his medications. "Which one?" I asked. "The patch,
the nurse told me to put on a new one every six hours and now I'm running out of
places to put it!" I had him quickly undress and discovered what I hoped I
wouldn't see. Yes, the man had over fifty patches on his body!


Now, the instructions include removal of
the old patch before applying a new one.

Submitted by Dr.
Rebecca St.Clair, Norfolk,
VA

5. While acquainting myself with a new
elderly patient, I asked, "How long have you been bedridden?" After a look of
complete confusion she answered..."Why, not for about twenty years -- when my
husband was alive."

Submitted by Dr.
Steven Swanson, Corvallis,
OR

6. I was caring for a woman and asked, "So
how's your breakfast this morning?" "It's very good, except for the Kentucky
Jelly. I can't seem to get used to the taste" the patient replied. I then asked
to see the jelly and the woman produced a foil packet labeled "KY Jelly."


Submitted by Dr.
Leonard Kransdorf, Detroit,
MI

7. A nurse was on
duty in the Emergency Room, when a young woman with purple hair styled into a
punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of tattoos, and wearing strange clothing,
entered. It was quickly determined that the patient had acute appendicitis, so
she was scheduled for immediate surgery. When she was completely disrobed on the
operating table, the staff noticed that her pubic hair had been dyed green, and
above it there was a tattoo that read, "Keep off the grass."


Once the surgery was completed, the surgeon
wrote a short note on the patient's dressing, which said, "Sorry, had to mow the
lawn."

Submitted by RN no
name

AND
FINALLY!!!................

8. As a new, young
MD doing his residency in OB, I was quite
embarrassed when performing female pelvic exams. To cover my embarrassment I had
unconsciously formed a habit of whistling softly. The middle-aged lady upon whom
I was performing this exam suddenly burst out laughing and further embarrassing
me.  I looked up from my work and sheepishly said, "I'm sorry. Was I
tickling you?" She replied, "No doctor, but the song you were whistling was, "I
wish I was an Oscar Meyer Wiener."

Dr. wouldn't submit his name

 

Published 9/20/06  ALT  MSN Group
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