LIB'S LABYRINTH: September 2010

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Philippine Cultural Presentation

Start:	Oct 2, '10 2:00p
End:	Oct 2, '10 4:00p
Location:	Petty Auditorium - Skokie Library, Oakton St., Skokie, IL.

Remarks from special guests, songs, dances, musical instruments, fashion show. Promotional Video - Courtesy of the Philippine Dept. of Tourism in Chicago.

Sunday, September 19, 2010

Thanks Educational E-mail 2010

I must say I really did not believe the 'educational' e-mails I got through the years. I would like to add these: You'll get brain tumor if your cell phone is too close to your head and you'll get testicular cance if you put you cell phone in your hip pocket.

GoC

Date: Fri, 17 Sep 2010 16:32:15 +0000
From: filcanam
To:
Subject: Fwd: Thanks

Hello to Sophie, all the best.

Just wanted to say thank you to all-->

As we progress into the year 2010, I want to thank all of you for your educational e-mails over the past year. I am totally screwed up now and have little chance of recovery.
I no longer open a bathroom door without using a paper towel, or have the waitress put lemon slices in my ice water without worrying about the bacteria on the lemon peel.
I can’t use the remote in a hotel room because I don’t know what the last person was doing while flipping through the adult movie channels.
I can’t sit down on the hotel bedspread because I can only imagine what has happened on it since it was last washed.
I have trouble shaking hands with someone who has been driving because the number one pastime while driving alone is picking one’s nose.
Eating a little snack sends me on a guilt trip because I can only imagine how many gallons of trans fats I have consumed over the years.
I can’t touch any woman’s purse for fear she has placed it on the floor of a public bathroom.
I MUST SEND MY SPECIAL THANKS to whoever sent me the one about rat poop in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet sponge with every envelope that needs sealing.
ALSO, now I have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason
I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl (Penny Brown) who is about to die for the 1,387,258th time.
I no longer have any money, but that will change once I receive the $15,000 that Bill Gates/Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their special e-mail program.
I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels looking out for me, and St. Theresa’s Novena has granted my every wish.
I can’t eat at KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes, feet or feathers.
I can’t use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day.
THANKS TO YOU I have learned that my prayers only get answered if I forward an e-mail to seven of my friends and make a wish within 5 minutes.
BECAUSE OF YOUR CONCERN, I no longer drink Coca Cola because it can remove toilet stains.
I no longer buy gas without taking someone along to watch the car so a serial killer doesn’t crawl in my back seat when I’m filling up.
I no longer drink Pepsi or Fanta since the people who make these products are atheists who refuse to put ‘Under God’ on their cans.
I no longer use Cling Wrap in the microwave because it causes seven different types of cancer.
AND THANKS FOR LETTING ME KNOW I can’t boil a cup of water in the microwave anymore because it will blow up in my face. Disfiguring me for life.
I no longer go to the movies because I could be pricked with a needle infected with AIDS when I sit down.
I no longer go to shopping malls because someone will drug me with a perfume sample and rob me.
I no longer receive packages from UPS or Fed Ex since they are actually Al Qaeda agents in disguise.
And I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a number for which I will get a phone bill with calls to Jamaica , Uganda , Singapore , and Uzbekistan .
I no longer buy cookies from Neiman-Marcus since I now have their recipe.
THANKS TO YOU I can’t use anyone’s toilet but mine because a big black snake could be lurking under the seat and cause me instant death when it bites my butt.
AND THANKS TO YOUR GREAT ADVICE I can’t ever pick up a .25 cent coin dropped in the parking lot because it probably was placed there by a sex molester waiting to grab me as I bend over.
I no longer drive my car because buying gas from some companies supports Al Qaeda, and buying gas from all the others supports South American dictators.
I can’t do any gardening because I’m afraid I’ll get bitten by the Violin Spider and my hand will fall off.
If you don’t send this e-mail to at least 144,000 people in the next 70 minutes, a large dove with diarrhea will land on your head at 5:00 p.m. tomorrow afternoon, and the fleas from 120 camels will infest your back, causing you to grow a hairy hump. I know this will occur because it actually happened to a friend of my next door neighbor’s ex-mother-in-law’s second husband’s cousin’s best friend’s beautician . . .

Oh, by the way.....
A German scientist from Argentina , after a lengthy study, has discovered that people with insufficient brain activity read their e-mail with their hand on the mouse.
Don’t bother taking it off now, it’s too late. (Love this one-got me!)
P. S.: I now keep my toothbrush in the living room, because I was told by e-mail that water splashes over 6 ft. out of the toilet.

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Thursday, September 16, 2010

Political Cartoons

FIRE PELOSI, REID & THROW THE BUMS OUT!

Foreign Born Political Observer

I AM, no doubt, a roly-poly follower of George W. and a pragmatist Republican. That being so, and having said so many times over and over again, anything that any Democrat or Republican who was against him I am therefore against that person. Take the case of what happened in the primary Republican election in Delaware. I heard on the Rush Limbaugh radio show http://www.rushlimbaugh.com & http://www.wlsam.com (11:00 AM - 2:00 PM) that Castle was one of 24 Republicans (I have to check who are the other 23) who voted a Kucinich resolution to impeach George W. to be forwarded to the Judiciary Committee. That my friend is a a mortal sin in my political book. All Republicans must be 100 % behind George W. Furthermore, I am so sick and tired of hearing Conservatives like Sean Hannity, Mark Levin, Billy Cunningham, and even other Republicans themselves criticizing other Republicans of too much spending at the time of the Bush Administration. Well, hell, up to this day I'm asking myself where did they over spend? Was it Medicare? Seniors needed pharmaceutical help. I'm still thinking and nothing came up. Everything was above board in my opinion. Compare whatever to Obama's stimulus package of almost 800 billion that all just went back under the table to his election campaign contributors - Fannie Mae & Freddie Mac, labor unions and GE.

Ever since the Democrats took over both houses of Congress four years ago (2006) and Obama in 2008 with the promises of hope and change, there's nothing but misery and depression to private citizens. Why so? There's no check and balance. It's just weeks away until the election day of firing Pelosi, Reid, Boxer and other happy-go-lucky bums who are going to tax and spend the people's hard-earned money.

Published 9/16/10 lib's labyrinth
Web Page: Foreign Born Political Observer

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Dhimmitude

Hey, let me make this perfectly clear! I did not vote for B.O. & the Democrats. Beside Kool-Aid (in reference to Rev. Jim Jones) is not my drink.

GoC<

----- Original Message ----- -->

From:
Sent: Thursday, September 09, 2010 11:42 PM
Subject: Dhimmitude

VERY INTERESTING READ !!! WORTH THE COUPLE OF MINUTES. MAKES YOUR BLOOD BOIL !!

Did you know this was in the health care bill? I didn't. This word is not in my RANDON HOUSE COLLEGE DICTIONARY. So therefore Google for information....Interesting....

Dhimmitude

Word of the Day: Dhimmitude

*Has anyone heard of this word? Dhimmitude? *

*Unbelievable *

*I had my doubts so I checked with Snopes. There is an exemption for "certain religious groups" in the Health Care Bill. Obama supporters especially, check it out for yourselves. *

*Never heard the word before?---Try typing it into Google and start reading. Pretty interesting.*

*It seems that Muslims and certain other religions are exempt from the ObamaCare penalties, and their exemptions are _supported by law_. We are surrendering from within! The prez is leading us right down the path to total Muslim control and most of us don't give a rat's patootie! Maybe we voted for him in good faith, but now yet another "truth" comes out. Perhaps we should rethink what we have done. *

*Dhimmitude is the Muslim system of controlling non-Muslim populations conquered through jihad. Specifically, it is the TAXING of non-Muslims in exchange for _tolerating their presence_ AND as a coercive means of converting conquered remnants to Islam.
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*The ObamaCare bill is the first step in the establishment of Dhimmitude and Sharia Muslim diktat in the United States Muslims may be not only specifically exempted from the government mandate to purchase health insurance, but exempted also from the penalty tax for being uninsured. Seems that Islam considers insurance to be "gambling", "risk-taking" and "usury" and thus is to be banned. Muslims may be specifically granted an exemption based on this.*

*How convenient. So John and Jane Smith, as Christians, Jews, Buddhists or whatever, may have crippling IRS liens placed against all of our assets, including real estate, cattle, cars, etc., and even accounts receivables, and could also face hard prison time if we refuse to buy health insurance or pay the penalty tax. Meanwhile, Louis Farrakhan will have no such penalty and will have 100% of his health needs paid for by the de facto government insurance at our expense. Non-Muslims will be paying a tax to subsidize Muslims. Period. This is Dhimmitude. *

*Dhimmitude serves two purposes: it enriches the Muslim masters AND over the long haul serves to drive conversions to Islam. In this case, the incentive to convert to Islam will be taken up by those minorities in the inner-cities as well as the godless Generation X, Y and Z types who have no moral anchor or belief in God! If you don't believe in Christ to begin with, it is no problem whatsoever to again sell Him for 30 pieces of silver. "Sure, I'll be a Muslim if it means free health insurance and no taxes. Where do I sign, brother?" *

*I recommend sending this email to all of your contacts who may actually give a damn about where there this country is heading. This is desperately important and people need to know about it and what the past election has done to all of us!

P.S. Have you heard about the summit Obama is holding this month in DC for the future Muslim business leaders in the US ? He wants to increase the ability to begin business opportunities in the US for the Muslim community! Better start looking for a country that doesn't cater to the Muslims such as Australia, because this country will be overrun by Muslims like Europe is currently experiencing. And you thought our problem was the Mexicans!......