Tuesday, April 6, 2004

Laugh of the day Jesus & Creation Explained


EVEN GOD ENJOYS A GOOD LAUGH....



 There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:


1. He called everyone "brother."


2. He liked Gospel.


3. He couldn't get a fair trial.




 But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:


1. He went into His Father's business.


2. He lived at home until he was 33.


3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure he was God.




 But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:


1. He talked with his hands.


2. He had wine with every meal.


3. He used olive oil.




 But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:


1. He never cut his hair.


2. He walked around barefoot all the time.


3. He started a new religion.




 But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:


1. He never got married.


2. He was always telling stories.


3. He loved green pastures.




 But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:


1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.


2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.


3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was work to do. 



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Published 4/6/04  ALT  MSN Group
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