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I really really liked this one....
John Kerry meets with the Queen
of England.
of England.
He asks her, "Your Majesty, how
do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give to me?"
do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give to me?"
"Well," says the Queen, "the
most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people."
most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people."
Kerry frowns. "But how do I
know the people around me are really intelligent?"
know the people around me are really intelligent?"
The Queen takes a sip of tea.
"Oh, that's easy. You just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle." The Queen
pushes a button on her intercom. "Please send Tony Blair in here, would
you?"
"Oh, that's easy. You just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle." The Queen
pushes a button on her intercom. "Please send Tony Blair in here, would
you?"
Tony Blair walks into the room.
"Yes, my Queen?"
"Yes, my Queen?"
The Queen smiles. "Answer me
this, please, Tony. Your mother and father have a child. It is not your brother
and it is not your sister. Who is it?"
this, please, Tony. Your mother and father have a child. It is not your brother
and it is not your sister. Who is it?"
Without pausing for a moment,
Tony Blair answers, "That would be me."
Tony Blair answers, "That would be me."
"Yes! Very good," says the
Queen.
Queen.
Kerry goes back home to ask
John Edwards, his vice presidential choice the same question. "John. Answer this
for me. Your mother and your father have a child. It's not your brother and it's
not your sister. Who is it?"
John Edwards, his vice presidential choice the same question. "John. Answer this
for me. Your mother and your father have a child. It's not your brother and it's
not your sister. Who is it?"
"I'm not sure," says John
Edwards. "Let me get back to you on that one." Edwards goes to his advisors and
asks every one, but none can give him an answer. Finally, he ends up in the
men's room and recognizes Colin Powell's shoes in the next stall. Edwards
shouts, "Colin! Can you answer this for me? Your mother and father have a child
and it's not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"
Edwards. "Let me get back to you on that one." Edwards goes to his advisors and
asks every one, but none can give him an answer. Finally, he ends up in the
men's room and recognizes Colin Powell's shoes in the next stall. Edwards
shouts, "Colin! Can you answer this for me? Your mother and father have a child
and it's not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"
Colin Powell yells back,
"That's easy. It's me!"
"That's easy. It's me!"
Edwards smiles, and says,
"Thanks!" Then, Edwards goes back to speak with Kerry. "Say, I did some research
and I have the answer to that riddle. It's Colin Powell."
"Thanks!" Then, Edwards goes back to speak with Kerry. "Say, I did some research
and I have the answer to that riddle. It's Colin Powell."
Kerry gets up, stomps over to
John Edwards, and angrily yells into his face, "No, you idiot! It's Tony Blair!"
John Edwards, and angrily yells into his face, "No, you idiot! It's Tony Blair!"
MAY
GOD BE WITH YOU DURING THIS ELECTION. Apologies to you Democrats.
GOD BE WITH YOU DURING THIS ELECTION. Apologies to you Democrats.
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Published 10/17/04 10:25 PM ALT MSN Group
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Published 10/17/04 10:25 PM ALT MSN Group
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