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Clocks
A man died and
went to heaven. As he stood in front of Peter at the
Pearly Gates, he saw a
huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked,
"What are all those
clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on earth has
a
lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will
move.
"Oh," said the man, "Whose clock is that?" That's
Nelson Mandela's.
The hands have never moved, indicating that he never told a
lie.
"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"
St.
Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have
moved twice,
telling us that Abe told only two lies in his
entire
life."
"Where's John Kerry's clock?" asked the man.
St. Peter replied
"Kerry's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as
a ceiling fan."
A man died and
went to heaven. As he stood in front of Peter at the
Pearly Gates, he saw a
huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked,
"What are all those
clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on earth has
a
lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will
move.
"Oh," said the man, "Whose clock is that?" That's
Nelson Mandela's.
The hands have never moved, indicating that he never told a
lie.
"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"
St.
Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have
moved twice,
telling us that Abe told only two lies in his
entire
life."
"Where's John Kerry's clock?" asked the man.
St. Peter replied
"Kerry's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as
a ceiling fan."
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Published 8/30/04 ALT MSN Group
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hehehe...kerry's mr. flip-flop
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