Sunday, August 2, 2015

Pastor

 







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Giggles.


The
church organist was in her eighties and had never been
married.

She
was admired for her sweetness

and
kindness to all.

One
afternoon the pastor

came
to call on her and she showed him into her quaint
sitting room..

She
invited him to have a seat while she prepa red tea.

As
he sat facing her old Hammond organ,

the
young minister

noticed
a

Cut-glass
bowl

sitting
on top of it.

The
bowl was filled

w
ith wa ter,

and
in the water

floated,
of all things, a condom!

When
she returned

with
tea and scones,

they
began to chat.

The
pastor tried to stifle his curiosity

about
the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it
got the better of him and he could no longer resist.

'Miss
Beatrice', he said,

'I
wonder if you would tell me about this?'

pointing
to the bowl.

'Oh,
yes,' she replied,

'Isn't
it wonderful?

I
was walking through

the
Park a few months ago

and
I found this little package

on
the ground.

The
directions said

to
place it on the organ,

keep
it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease.

Do
you know

I
haven't had the flu

all
winter'

If
you don't send this

to
five GOOD friends

right
away

there
will be
five
fewer people



Published 2/4/09  altgroup multiply 
Web Page: Placebo Church Organist



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