She
was admired for her sweetness
and
kindness to all.
One
afternoon the pastor
came
to call on her and she showed him into her quaint
sitting room..
She
invited him to have a seat while she prepa red tea.
As
he sat facing her old Hammond organ,
the
young minister
noticed
a
Cut-glass
bowl
sitting
on top of it.
The
bowl was filled
w
ith wa ter,
and
in the water
floated,
of all things, a condom!
When
she returned
with
tea and scones,
they
began to chat.
The
pastor tried to stifle his curiosity
about
the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it
got the better of him and he could no longer resist.
'Miss
Beatrice', he said,
'I
wonder if you would tell me about this?'
pointing
to the bowl.
'Oh,
yes,' she replied,
'Isn't
it wonderful?
I
was walking through
the
Park a few months ago
and
I found this little package
on
the ground.
The
directions said
to
place it on the organ,
keep
it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease.
Do
you know
I
haven't had the flu
all
winter'
If
you don't send this
to
five GOOD friends
right
away
there
will be
five
fewer people
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