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Date: Mon, 10 Sep 2012 02:48:18 -0700
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Date: Mon, 10 Sep 2012 02:48:18 -0700
Published 9/13/12 altgroup multiply
The phone rings and the lady of the house answers,'Hello.'
'Mrs. Sanders, please.'
'Speaking.'
'Mrs. Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at Advanced Laboratories. When your husband's doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week, a biopsy from another
Mr. Sanders arrived as well. We are now uncertain which one belongs to your husband. Frankly, either way the results are not too good.'
'What do you mean?' Mrs. Sanders asks nervously.
'Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's (loss of memory) and the other one tested positive for HIV. We can't tell which is which.'
'That's dreadful! Can you do the test again?' questioned Mrs. Sanders.
'Normally we can, but Obamacare will only pay for these expensive tests once.'
'Well, what am I supposed to do now?'
'The folks at Obamacare recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere at the other end of town - If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him.'
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