OVERCROWDED PRISON IN EL SALVADOR, SAN SALVADOR Which is more inhumane condition? This or Guantanamo?
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WORK vs
PRISON
Just in case you ever got the two mixed up...This
should
make things bit
clearer....
1. IN PRISON...You spend the majority of your time in
an
8X10
cell.
AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a
6X8
cubicle.
2. IN PRISON...you get three meals a
day.
AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you pay
for
it.
3. IN PRISON...you get time off for good
behavior.
AT WORK...you get more work for good
behavior.
4. IN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the
doors
for
you.
AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and
open
all the doors for
yourself.
5. IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play
games.
AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing
games.
6. IN PRISON...you get your own toilet.
PRISON
Just in case you ever got the two mixed up...This
should
make things bit
clearer....
1. IN PRISON...You spend the majority of your time in
an
8X10
cell.
AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a
6X8
cubicle.
2. IN PRISON...you get three meals a
day.
AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you pay
for
it.
3. IN PRISON...you get time off for good
behavior.
AT WORK...you get more work for good
behavior.
4. IN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the
doors
for
you.
AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and
open
all the doors for
yourself.
5. IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play
games.
AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing
games.
6. IN PRISON...you get your own toilet.
AT
WORK...you have to share with some idiot who pees on the
seat.
7. IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to
visit.
AT WORK...you can't even speak to your
family.
8. IN PRISON...the taxpayers pay all expenses with no
work
required.
AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work
and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for
prisoners.
9. IN PRISON...you spend most of your life inside
bars
wanting to get
out.
AT WORK...you spend most of your time wanting to get
out
and go inside
bars
10. IN PRISON...you must deal with sadistic
wardens.
AT WORK...they are called
managers.
Have a Great Day at WORK!!
WORK...you have to share with some idiot who pees on the
seat.
7. IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to
visit.
AT WORK...you can't even speak to your
family.
8. IN PRISON...the taxpayers pay all expenses with no
work
required.
AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work
and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for
prisoners.
9. IN PRISON...you spend most of your life inside
bars
wanting to get
out.
AT WORK...you spend most of your time wanting to get
out
and go inside
bars
10. IN PRISON...you must deal with sadistic
wardens.
AT WORK...they are called
managers.
Have a Great Day at WORK!!
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Published 7/27/05 ALT MSN Group
Web Page: Work vs Prison
Published 7/27/05 ALT MSN Group
Web Page: Work vs Prison
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