Funny or Corny

PLAYING WITH WORDS

• If you jump off a bridge in Paris, you are in Seine.
• I thought I spotted an eye doctor on an Alaskan Island.  Not so.  It was just an optical Aleutian.
• I wondered why the basketball kept getting bigger and bigger.  Then it hit me!
• The two silk worms ran a race, but they ended up in a tie.
• A soldier who survives pepper spray and mustard gas is a seasoned veteran.
• The plumpest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.  He got that way from eating too much pi.
• A bicycle can't stand alone.  It is two-tiered.
• Time flies like an arrow.  Fruit flies like banana.
• A will is a dead give-away.
• A calendar's days are numbered.
• A boiled egg is hard to beat. 

Recycled Web Page     October2014

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New version
of the same.

YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH


This is
pretty neat.

DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!
It takes less than
a minute .
Work this out as you read ...
Be sure you don't read the
bottom until you've worked it out!
This is not one of those waste of time
things, it's fun.


1. First of all, pick the number of times a
week that you would like to
have chocolate
(more than once but less than
10)


2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be
bold)


3. Add 5


4. Multiply it by 50 --
I'll wait while you get the calculator


5. If you have
already had your birthday this year add 1755 ....
If you haven't, add
1754.


6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were
born.


You should have a three digit
number


The first digit of this was your original
number
(i.e., how many times you want to have chocolate each
week).


The next two numbers are


YOUR AGE!
(Oh YES, it is!!!!!)


THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2005) IT WILL EVER
WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND
WHILE IT LASTS.

Published  11/15/05   ALT  MSN Group
Web Page:  Fun-tastic