NIHAO! WELCOME TO WALMART CHINA. The world's supermarket. What billions of Chinese buy?!
Assorted Chopsticks
Frogs with legs
Turtle soup - favorite foodie of Chinese Empress
Dried duckies
Crispy pigs' face
Anti-bacterial men's briefs
Minus - zero calorie H2O
Tastee!
Favorite milk of the Mongols
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Technology....
One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to
Mike, "My elbow hurts like crazy. I guess I better see a doctor."
"Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies.
"There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine sample and
the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten
seconds and costs ten dollars... a lot cheaper than a doctor."
So Joe
puts a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Wal-Mart. He deposits ten
dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He
pours the sample into the slot and waits.
Ten seconds later, the
computer ejects a printout:
"You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm
water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks. Thank you for
shopping at Wal-Mart."
That evening while thinking how amazing this new
technology was, Joe began wondering if the computer could be fooled.
He
mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife
and daughter, and a sperm sample for good measure. Joe hurried back to
Wal-Mart, eager to check the results.
He deposited ten dollars, poured
in his concoction, and awaited the results. The computer then prints the
following:
1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. (Aisle
9)
2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo.(Aisle7)
3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.
4. Your wife
is pregnant, Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.
5. If you don't stop
playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better.
Thank you for
shopping at Wal-Mart
Published 3/2/06 ALT MSN Group
Web Page: WalMart Lab
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