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Blonde jokes, Pinoy and Polish jokes, these are stuffs
we make fun of. We got to learn to laugh at ourselves. Life is
too short to fight each other and the world will be a better place to live in if
we just have a sense of humor. Ya, I like this.
----- Original Message -----
From: Ting
To: Mila S
Sent: Friday, August 27, 2004 2:04 PM
Subject: Polish Divorce
You'll like this.
-----Original Message-----
POLISH DIVORCE... A Polish man
married an American girl after he had been in the United States a year or so;
and, although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well.
Until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange
a divorce for him -- "very quick." The lawyer said that the speed for getting a
divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following
questions:!
LAWYER: "Have you any grounds?"
POLE: "Yah, Yah, an acre and half and a nice little home
with 3 bedrooms."
LAWYER: "No," I mean what is the foundation
of this case?"
POLE: "It is made of concrete,
brick, and mortar," he responded.
LAWYER: "Does either of you
have a real grudge?"
POLE: "No," he replied,
"we have a two-car carport, and have never really needed
one."
LAWYER: "I mean, What are your relations like?"
POLE: "All my relations are in Poland."
LAWYER: "Is there any infidelity in your marriage?"
POLE: "Yes, we have hi fidelity stereo set and DVD
player with 5.1 sound. We don't necessarily like the music, but the
answer to your questions is yes."
LAWYER: "No, I mean Does your
wife beat you up?"
POLE: "NO, I'm always up
before her."
LAWYER: "Is your wife a nagger?"
POLE: "NO, she white."
LAWYER: "WHY do you
want this divorce?"
POLE: "She going to kill
me."
LAWYER: "What makes you think that?"
POLE: "I got proof.
LAWYER: "What kind of
proof?"
POLE: "She going to poison me.
She buy a bottle at the drug store and put on shelf in bathroom. I
can read -- it says, 'Polish Remover'."
-----Original Message-----
POLISH DIVORCE... A Polish man
married an American girl after he had been in the United States a year or so;
and, although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well.
Until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange
a divorce for him -- "very quick." The lawyer said that the speed for getting a
divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following
questions:!
LAWYER: "Have you any grounds?"
POLE: "Yah, Yah, an acre and half and a nice little home
with 3 bedrooms."
LAWYER: "No," I mean what is the foundation
of this case?"
POLE: "It is made of concrete,
brick, and mortar," he responded.
LAWYER: "Does either of you
have a real grudge?"
POLE: "No," he replied,
"we have a two-car carport, and have never really needed
one."
LAWYER: "I mean, What are your relations like?"
POLE: "All my relations are in Poland."
LAWYER: "Is there any infidelity in your marriage?"
POLE: "Yes, we have hi fidelity stereo set and DVD
player with 5.1 sound. We don't necessarily like the music, but the
answer to your questions is yes."
LAWYER: "No, I mean Does your
wife beat you up?"
POLE: "NO, I'm always up
before her."
LAWYER: "Is your wife a nagger?"
POLE: "NO, she white."
LAWYER: "WHY do you
want this divorce?"
POLE: "She going to kill
me."
LAWYER: "What makes you think that?"
POLE: "I got proof.
LAWYER: "What kind of
proof?"
POLE: "She going to poison me.
She buy a bottle at the drug store and put on shelf in bathroom. I
can read -- it says, 'Polish Remover'."
Emailed by Thomasian
MSollosa.
Published 9/7/04 ALT MSN Group
Web Page: Polish Divorce
MSollosa.
Published 9/7/04 ALT MSN Group
Web Page: Polish Divorce
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