Monday, December 27, 2010

Maze: The Goddess of Convenience

Maze: The Goddess of Convenience

It is so easy to get lost inside the Lib's Labyrinth. If you find yourself in a physical situation of being confused in the various networks of pathways, and maybe even temporarily blind, don't be. In the walled and hedged pathways, there is statue of self, The Goddess of Convenience. Like in those slot machines of Zeus, you get a big reward of being guided to another starting point after encountering a dead-end alley. Only the G o C can make it so. Not even Zeus and the Minotaur. They are so dead!

HISTORY, IT'S COMPLICATED.
Crete: 3,000 - 1100 B.C

There live the mean Minotaur - Half man and half white bull in body - the son of Pasiphae by a sacred bull. Pasiphae was the wife of King Minos of Crete. Minos was the son of Zeus and Europa. Zeus was the principal god in the Olympic pantheon and the father of gods and mortal heroes. Europa was a Phoenician princess abducted to Crete by Zeus, who had taken the form of a white bull. Even in those times, Crete was so bullish and full of bullcrap. The Minotaur came to his demise when he was killed by Theseus. Theseus was the hero and King of Athens and conquered the Amazons in the isle of Lesbo and married Phaedra, their queen. Poor Theseus, his queen fell in love with her stepson, Hippolytus. Bad for her, Hippolytus spurned the sexual advances of his stepmother, Phaedra, and was killed by Poseidon. Such was the fickle finger of fate inherent in the mind and soul of the gods and goddesses of the time. Poseidon is the God of the waters, earthquakes, and horses.

The Goddess of Convenience has one weakness. But no one knows, except? Top secret! No wiki-wiki.

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