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POPE'S BLESSING

The Pope was finishing his sermon.  He ended it with the Latin phrase, "Tuti Homini" - Blessed be Mankind.

A Woman's Right Group approached the Pope the next day.  They noticed that the Pope blessed all Mankind, but not Womankind.

So the next day, after his sermon, the Pope included by saying, "Tuti Homini, et Tuti Femini" - Blessed be Mankind and Womankind.

The day after, a Gay Rights Group approached the Pope.  They said that they noticed he blessed Mankind and Womankind and asked if he could also bless gay people.

The next day the Pope concluded his sermon with, "Tuti Homini, et Tuti Femini, et Tuti Fruiti."


Sent 7/1213 3:58 PM

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Sent 7/2/13  4:22 PM

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******************************************************  Published 10/1/07  ALT MSN Groups (defunct)  Web Page: My Funny Jokebox  ******************************************************    Ever Dear Batchmates...Laughter is the best medicine!    FILIPINO-AMERICAN NAMES

The US INS
recently released this list of Filipinos who

changed their names when
they became naturalized U.S. citizens:


Gregorio Talahib / George
Bush

Tomas Cruz / Tom Cruise

Macario Maldonado / Mac Donald


Remegio Batungbacal / Remington Steel

Victoria Malihim / Victoria
Secret

Bienvenido Jurado / Ben Hur

Juanito Lakarin / Johnny
Walker

Federico Hagibis / Federal Express

Esteban Magtaka / Stevie
Wonder

Jaime Bondok / James Bond

Leon Mangubat ! / Tiger
Woods

Eleuterio Ignacio / Electronic Ignition

Burgus Bahag-Hari /
Burger King

Kasimiro Bulaklak / Cashmere Bouquet

Maria Calas /
Mary Kay

Rogelio Dagdagan / Roger Moore

Topacio Mamaril / Top
Gun

Restutito Pruto / Tutti Frutti

Samuel Tampipi / Sam
Sonite

Veneracion De Asis / Venereal Disease

Alfonso De Asis /
Alzheimer Disease

Francisco Portero / Frank Porter

Diosdado
Durante / Deo Dorant

Roberto Controlado / Bert Control

Marcelo
Controlado / Muscle Control

Carpio Llanes / Carpool Lanes

Julia
Domingo / Holly Sunday

Maria Pascua / Mary Christmas

Ligaya
Anonuevo / Happy New Year

Ligaya Almundo / Joy To The World