I DRINK COKE A LOT - 3 CANS A DAY. I've spent millions in my lifetime to fizz me up. But I've never bought Diet COKE because I don't like it. Imagine my surprise when I opened a case and found an empty can of COKE. That's one in a million! A friend told me that the Coca-Cola company owes me a refund.
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My Dear MSN Groups Members and Friends:
I no longer go to shopping malls
because someone
will drug me with a
perfume sample and rob me.
Whoever wrote this must be really frustrated.
Upon reading, I found out his name
Upon reading, I found out his name
is INO.
I want to thank all of you who have
taken the
time and trouble to send
me your damn chain letters
over the past
two years. Thank you for making me
feel
safe, secure, blessed, and wealthy.
Because
of your
concern....
I no longer can drink
Coca Cola because it can
remove toilet
stains.
taken the
time and trouble to send
me your damn chain letters
over the past
two years. Thank you for making me
feel
safe, secure, blessed, and wealthy.
Because
of your
concern....
I no longer can drink
Coca Cola because it can
remove toilet
stains.
I no longer drink Pepsi or Dr.
Pepper since the people
Pepper since the people
who make these products are
atheists who refuse
atheists who refuse
to put "Under God" on their
cans.
cans.
I no longer drink anything out of a
can because
can because
I will get sick from the rat
feces and urine.
I no longer
use Saran wrap in the microwave
because
it causes cancer.
feces and urine.
I no longer
use Saran wrap in the microwave
because
it causes cancer.
I no longer check the coin return on
pay phones
pay phones
because I could be pricked with a
needle infected
needle infected
with AIDS.
I no longer use cancer-causing
deodorants even
though I smell like a
water buffalo on a hot day.
deodorants even
though I smell like a
water buffalo on a hot day.
I no longer go to shopping malls
because someone
will drug me with a
perfume sample and rob me.
I no longer receive packages from UPS or
FedEx
since they are actually Al Qaeda
in disguise.
I no longer shop at
Target since they are French
and don't
support our American troops.
FedEx
since they are actually Al Qaeda
in disguise.
I no longer shop at
Target since they are French
and don't
support our American troops.
I no longer answer the phone because
someone
someone
will ask me to dial a stupid number
for which I will
for which I will
get the phone bill from hell with
calls to Jamaica,
Uganda, Singapore, and
Uzbekistan.
calls to Jamaica,
Uganda, Singapore, and
Uzbekistan.
I no longer eat pre-packaged foods
because
because
the estrogens they contain will turn
me gay.
I no longer eat KFC because
their chickens are
actually horrible
mutant freaks with no eyes or
feathers.
me gay.
I no longer eat KFC because
their chickens are
actually horrible
mutant freaks with no eyes or
feathers.
I no longer date the opposite
sex
because they will take my kidneys
and leave me
taking a nap in a bathtub
full of ice.
I no longer have any
sneakers -- but that will
change once I
receive my free replacement pair
from
Nike.
sex
because they will take my kidneys
and leave me
taking a nap in a bathtub
full of ice.
I no longer have any
sneakers -- but that will
change once I
receive my free replacement pair
from
Nike.
I no longer buy expensive cookies
from
Neiman Marcus since I now have
their recipe.
from
Neiman Marcus since I now have
their recipe.
I no longer worry about my soul because I
have
363,214 angels looking out for me
and St.
Theresa's novena has granted my
every wish.
Thanks to you, I have
learned that God only
answers my prayers
if I forward an e-mail to
seven of my
friends and make a wish within five
minutes. (Jeeze, the BIBLE did not mention it works
that
way!)
have
363,214 angels looking out for me
and St.
Theresa's novena has granted my
every wish.
Thanks to you, I have
learned that God only
answers my prayers
if I forward an e-mail to
seven of my
friends and make a wish within five
minutes. (Jeeze, the BIBLE did not mention it works
that
way!)
I no longer have any savings because I
gave
it to a sick girl who is about to
die in the
hospital (for the 1,387,258th
time).
I no longer have any money at
all, but that will
change once I receive
the $15,000 that Microsoft
and AOL are
sending me for participating in their
special e-mail program.
gave
it to a sick girl who is about to
die in the
hospital (for the 1,387,258th
time).
I no longer have any money at
all, but that will
change once I receive
the $15,000 that Microsoft
and AOL are
sending me for participating in their
special e-mail program.
Yes, I want to thank all of you
soooooooo much
soooooooo much
for looking out for me! I will
now return the favor.
If you don't
send this e-mail to at least 1200
people in the next 60 seconds, a large bird
with
diarrhea will crap on your head at
5:00 PM this afternoon
and the fleas of
a thousand camels will infest
your
armpits. I know this will occur because
it
actually happened to a friend of a
friend of a friend of
now return the favor.
If you don't
send this e-mail to at least 1200
people in the next 60 seconds, a large bird
with
diarrhea will crap on your head at
5:00 PM this afternoon
and the fleas of
a thousand camels will infest
your
armpits. I know this will occur because
it
actually happened to a friend of a
friend of a friend of
a friend of a friend of a friend of a
friend of my
next door neighbor's
ex-mother-in-law's 8th husband's
2nd
cousin's 3rd husband's ex-wife's
mother's
beautician!!!
Emailed by Thomasian MSollosa
Published 2/16/05 ALT MSN Group
Web Page: 2004 E-mails
friend of my
next door neighbor's
ex-mother-in-law's 8th husband's
2nd
cousin's 3rd husband's ex-wife's
mother's
beautician!!!
Emailed by Thomasian MSollosa
Web Page: 2004 E-mails
I AM AN EXPERT IN DRINKING COKE. MAYBE IT'S MY TASTE BUDS BUT I NOTICED A CHANGE IN COKE'S INGREDIENTS. IT'S NOT THE SAME COKE THAT I DRUNK MANY YEARS AGO.
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