Recycled Web Page
________________________________________________________________________
15
PIECES OF ADVICE TO BE PASSED ON TO YOUR MOM, YOUR DAUGHTERS OR GRANDDAUGHTERS,
NIECES, AUNTS, GIRLFRIENDS, ETC.
1. Don't imagine you can change a
man - unless he's in diapers.
2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks
out? You shut the door.
3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be
able to put them all up there.
4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's
too little to be out alone.
5. Go for the younger man. You might as well,
they never mature anyway.
6. Men are all the same - they just have
different faces, so that you can tell them apart.
7. Definition of a
bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman
miserable.
8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the
do-it-yourself types.
9. Best way to get a man to do something is to
suggest he is too old for it.
10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real
eye-opener.
11.
If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
12. The children
ofIsrael
Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.
13. If he asks
what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks.
14.
Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that
you laugh at his.
15. Sadly, all men are created equal.
Passed on 4B*U*S*T* by: Rosie of
Pennsylvania
PIECES OF ADVICE TO BE PASSED ON TO YOUR MOM, YOUR DAUGHTERS OR GRANDDAUGHTERS,
NIECES, AUNTS, GIRLFRIENDS, ETC.
1. Don't imagine you can change a
man - unless he's in diapers.
2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks
out? You shut the door.
3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be
able to put them all up there.
4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's
too little to be out alone.
5. Go for the younger man. You might as well,
they never mature anyway.
6. Men are all the same - they just have
different faces, so that you can tell them apart.
7. Definition of a
bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman
miserable.
8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the
do-it-yourself types.
9. Best way to get a man to do something is to
suggest he is too old for it.
10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real
eye-opener.
11.
If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
12. The children
of
Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.
13. If he asks
what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks.
14.
Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that
you laugh at his.
15. Sadly, all men are created equal.
Passed on 4B*U*S*T* by: Rosie of
Pennsylvania
Funny....
ReplyDelete