Friday, July 22, 2011

How long will you live? Northwestern Mutual Longetivity

NOTE: Check your gender first, not age and then gender.

 Well, I was honest with my answers (eat processed foods and meat only and no exercise) and my lifespan was calculated to 90.  This is correct!  Because even before I did not need a Lifespan Calculator I have guesstimated my tomb's day to be 92!  Yeah! I'm not bragging either of my lifestyle.  I am what I eat  -- pork belly and lots of fats.  We have to consider that we live in a multicultural society, of different ethnicity  with inherent genetic longevity.  Caucasians are different from Asians when it comes to DNA, food and other external factors.  The human body is pre-programmed to self destruction.  I admit you can buy time and live a few years more.  When it's time, it's time and no exercise till kingdom come can prevent us from pushing daisies.

YepLib
 

From: jpl
Subject: FW: How long will you live?
Date: Thu, 21 Jul 2011 23:40:25 -0500

Well, according to this calculator, I will live to 96. My social security check hopefully last as long or I will be on WELFARE.  Josie
 


   



This calculator, developed by Northwestern Mutual Life, estimates your life expectancy. 
There are only 13 questions, but they predict how long you're likely to live.


  

















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Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Pet & Single Guy

THE PET & THE SINGLE GUY




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 I bet Danny got A+'s!


From: evelyn
Subject: FW: God, as seen by a child
Date: Fri, 15 Jul 2011 09:01:38 -0400

 
THIS IS TOO PRECIOUS NOT TO PASS ON.

I  certainly don't think an adult could explain this more beautifully! 

THIS  IS FABULOUS!!!
It was written by an 8-year-old named Danny Dutton, who lives in  Chula Vista , CA  . He wrote it for his third grade homework assignment, to 'explain God.' I wonder if any of us could have done as well?  
(and he had such an assignment, in  California , and someone published it, I guess miracles do happen!)
EXPLANATION  OF GOD:
'One of God's main jobs is making people. He makes them to replace the ones that die, so there will be enough people to take care of things on earth. He doesn't make grownups, just  babies. I think because they are smaller and easier to make. That way he doesn't have to take up his valuable time teaching them to talk and walk. He can just leave that to mothers and  fathers.'

'God's second most important  job is listening to prayers An awful lot of this goes on, since some people, like preachers and things, pray at times beside bedtime. God doesn't  have time to listen to the radio or TV because of  this. Because he hears everything, there must be a terrible lot of noise in his ears, unless he has thought of a way to turn it off.'

'God sees everything and hears everything and is everywhere which keeps Him pretty busy. So you shouldn't go wasting his time by going over your mom and dad's head asking for something they said you couldn't have.'

'Atheists are people who don't believe in God. I don't think there are any in Chula Vista . At least there aren't any who come to our church.'

'Jesus is God's Son. He used to do all the hard work, like walking on water and  performing miracles and trying to teach the people  who didn't want to learn about God. They finally got tired of him preaching to them and they crucified him. But he was good and kind, like his  father, and he told his father that they didn't know what they were doing and to forgive them and God said O.K.'

'His dad (God) appreciated everything that he had done and all his hard work on earth so he told him he didn't have to go out on the road anymore. He could stay in heaven. So he did. And now he helps his dad out by listening to prayers and seeing things which are important for God to take care of and which ones he can take care of himself without having to bother God. Like a secretary, only more important.'

'You can pray anytime you want and they are sure to help you because they got it worked out so one of them is on duty all the time.'

'You should always go to church on Sunday because it makes God happy, and if there's anybody you want to make happy, it's God!

Don't skip church to do something you think will be more fun like going to the beach. This is wrong. And besides the sun doesn't come out at the beach until noon anyway.'

'If you don't believe in God, besides being an atheist, you will be very lonely, because your parents can't go everywhere with you, like to camp, but God can. It is good to know He's around you when you're scared, in the dark or when you can't swim and you get thrown into real deep water by big kids.'

'But...you shouldn't just always think of what God can do for you. I figure God put me here and he can take me  back anytime he pleases.

And...that's why I believe in God.'


(If  you believe in God, please pass this on, and may God bless you too.)
Have  an awesome day, and know that someone has thought  about you!
Published  7/19/11  altgroup multiply
Web Page: God, as seen by a child

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Monday, July 18, 2011

A Fungus Named SpongeBob

A newly discovered fungus (aka mushroom to chefs) was named after the popular cartoon SpongeBob SquarePants because of its sea sponge shape.  It does not have the cap and stem look common to fungi and no one is sure if it's edible.  The look alike sponge was found by Dennis Desjardin, a Biology professor from San Francisco State University, not in his garden but in the island of Borneo.




Scientific name: Spongebob squarepantsii

3D Printer




Amazing! Beyond 3D technology.

Thursday, July 14, 2011

Album of thousand pop songs!



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Fabuloso! I just finished listening.  Lyrics and videos added.  Wow!Yep



From: jpl
Subject: FW: album of thousand pop songs enclosed
Date: Sun, 10 Jul 2011 09:01:54 -0500
I don't need MP3 player anymore. I can do this & enjoy the video, too. Josie



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▼ESTE CORREO ES PARA NO BORRAR. SOLO TIENES QUE PINCHAR EN UNA LETRA Y TE SALEN TODOS LOS INTERPRETES DE MÚSICA QUE EMPIEZAN POR ESA LETRA.
PICAS LUEGO SOBRE EL TEMA ELEGIDO Y TE PONE LA MUSICA Y UN VIDEO DE ESA CANCIÓN. 

 

A   B   C   D   E   F   G   H   I   J   K   L   M   N   O   P   Q   R   S   T   U   V   W   X   Y   Z   0...9  



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COLLEGE CLASSMATE SPEAKS OUT



FROM THE DESK OF CAPITALIST MS. PIGGYSmile
  Unfortunately, folks believe what they want to believe.  Democrats will forever vote Democrat.  Republicans will forever vote Republican.  Independents don't know their own mind.  All I can say is, Obama and the Democrats may be in power at the moment, but the best protection is to isolate oneself from the likes of these liars and demagogues.  What I usually do is educate myself by analyzing what's good for me and the extreme motives of these professional politicians and their wives (telling me what to eat!)  A few years ago I asked an immigrant worker ( belonging to one of Asian minorities) in a restaurant if he vote.  He said, no.  I asked why? He said politics as a whole don't help him. He may be right because the whites, the blacks and the Hispanics have a powerful voice in the political arena and control everything that matters such as social, religion and environmental among other things. I don't take politics seriously because I take care of myself first.


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A MUST READ IF YOU CARE AT ALL ABOUT THE FUTURE OF YOUR CHILDREN , GRANDCHILDREN AND GREATGRANDCHILDREN  IN THE USA.

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Video "The Eagle"



There's much more to this "The Eagle" video: It's the attached video song.  I was searching my CD collection yesterday to enhance my video.  I found a church song called "Fly Like a Bird" sung by Skokie Chix, cantors from St. Joan of Arc Catholic Parish in Evanston-Skokie, Illinois.  I even saw the multi-platinum singer Mariah Carey singing it.  The song composer was Ken Canedo http://www.spiritandsong.com , who currently serves as a Catholic youth minister and pastoral musician for parishes in Portland, Oregon.  His recent CD called Doxology is a collection of contemporary and traditional music to honor the Most Holy Trinity.  Also a brilliant author, his book Keep theFire Burning:The Folk Mass Revolution is  a must read.  What impressed me most about him is not only originality but his liturgical musings and unwavering loyalty and understanding of the Catholic Church at the time of chaos and mass demonstrations of the 60's.  He came from a big Filipino family in Los Angeles but said San Francisco is his favorite city. May I add you don't have to be Catholic to appreciate his music. 



About the Eagle photos+text: They were e-mailed to me and I wish I could give credit where credit is due.  But you how that goes - everything is "forwarded."



God bless!



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Published  7/14/11   altgroup multiply
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Tuesday, July 12, 2011

My Man Harold




Awesome! This retired chemical engineer was also a scientist!



SOS!

Obama is fearmongering as usual.  He said retired folks, senior citizens, veterans and, may I add, other Social Security welfare recipients including jobless folks getting unemployment checks won't be able to get their money if the debt ceiling is not increased by the deadline of August 3rd.  Bullcrap!  Not true!  It goes to show the man who never held a career job in his life but got elected because of the color of his skin and hypes from the mainstream media and Hollywood celebrities does not know how to manage a nation.  It's inconceivable a super-rich nation like the USA does not have money with billions and billions of tax revenues going to the Federal Treasury coming from 50 STATES!  Let's elect to the Executive Office in 2012 someone WHO CAN!

Lib


QUOTE FROM HAROLD:
"I've often been asked, 'What do you old folks do now that
you're retired?' Well, I'm fortunate to have a chemical
engineering background, and one of the things I enjoy most
is converting beer, wine and vodka into urine.

Then I piss on a photo of Obama!
I do it every day and I really enjoy it."
Harold is an inspiration to us all.