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Hey, smarty pants!
I like any kind of funny signs.
From: lt
Subject: FW: Bar Room signs TODAYS LAUGH
Date: Wed, 1 Feb 2012 23:05:26 -0600
Keep scrolling...
If life is a waste of time,
And time is a waste of life,
Then let's all get wasted together
And have the time of our lives.
Armand's Pizza, Washington , DC
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Fighting for peace is like
Screwing for virginity.
The Bayou, Baton Rouge , LO
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No matter how good she looks,
Some other guy is sick and tired
Of putting up with her shit.
Men ' s Room
Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill , NC
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It's hard to make a comeback
When you haven't been anywhere.
Written in the dust on the back of a bus,
Wickenburg , AZ
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Make love, not war.
Hell, do both
GET MARRIED!
Women's restroom
The Filling Station, Bozeman , MT
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If voting could really change things,
It would be illegal.
Revolution Books
New York , New York ..
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If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?
Congress!
Men's restroom House of Representatives,
Washington , DC
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Express Lane:
Five beers or less.
Sign over one of the urinals
Ed Debevic's, Phoenix , AZ
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You're too good for him..
Sign over mirror in Women's restroom
Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills , CA
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No wonder you always go home alone.
Sign over mirror in Men's restroom,
Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills , CA
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~~~ and perhaps the most realistic one ~~
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A Woman's Rule of Thumb:
If it has tires or testicles,
You're going to have trouble with it.
Women's restroom
Dick's Last Resort, Dallas , TX
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HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little..
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
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LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die...
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HOW TO STOP PEOPLE
FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next."
They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
SEND THIS TO A SMART SOMEONE WHO LIKES A GOOD LAUGH!!!
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