TAWA NAMAN D'YAN! KAHIT NA CORNY!!
A warning to all
vegetarians and those taking cholessterol lowering
drugs! SOMEDAY YOU MIGHT LOSE ALL YOUR FRIENDS! WE'RE ALL DEAD AND YOU'RE
STILL ALIVE! - Beefeaters.
vegetarians and those taking cholessterol lowering
drugs! SOMEDAY YOU MIGHT LOSE ALL YOUR FRIENDS! WE'RE ALL DEAD AND YOU'RE
STILL ALIVE! - Beefeaters.
According to beauty advice
on having a beautiful and smooth skin - get 8 hours of sleep, eat lots of
fruits and drink 8 glasses of water daily. DOING THESE THINGS HAVE NO
EFFECT ANYMORE. WHY NOT JUST HAVE A PLASTIC SURGERY!
on having a beautiful and smooth skin - get 8 hours of sleep, eat lots of
fruits and drink 8 glasses of water daily. DOING THESE THINGS HAVE NO
EFFECT ANYMORE. WHY NOT JUST HAVE A PLASTIC SURGERY!
Senior Citizen #1:
How can we save on electricity?
How can we save on electricity?
Senior Citizen #2:
Maybe use low watt bulb.
Maybe use low watt bulb.
Senior Citizen #1:
You mean like 40-watt bulb?
You mean like 40-watt bulb?
Senior Citizen #2:
No, just turn on the light during the day!
No, just turn on the light during the day!
Fan #1: Did you
already see the house of Stevie Wonder?
already see the house of Stevie Wonder?
Fan #2: Not yet,
why?
why?
Fan #1: Him,
too!
too!
Pinokano #1: You
have such nice skin color. Are you mestiso?
have such nice skin color. Are you mestiso?
Pinokano #2: Yes,
I'm half and half.
I'm half and half.
Pinokano #1: That's
what I thought. What kind?
what I thought. What kind?
Pinokano #2:
HALF-FILIPINO, HALF-FILIPINA.
HALF-FILIPINO, HALF-FILIPINA.
Reporter: Madam
President, the public is complaining of the high cost of
electricity.
President, the public is complaining of the high cost of
electricity.
GMA: It's only
temporary.
temporary.
Reporter: Ahhh....so
the cost will go down?
the cost will go down?
GMA: NO, the
complaints are just temporary.
complaints are just temporary.
Beerdrinker #1: Why
are you drinking SUPER DRY BEER?
are you drinking SUPER DRY BEER?
Beerdrinker #2: Of
course, so as not to wet my throat!
course, so as not to wet my throat!
Son: Dad, what's the
difference between 'DINNER' and SUPPER'?
difference between 'DINNER' and SUPPER'?
Dad: Son, if we eat
outside it's 'Dinner'. If we eat your mother's cooking, it's
'Suffer'.
outside it's 'Dinner'. If we eat your mother's cooking, it's
'Suffer'.
Pinokano #1: Did you
know I won the lotto in my dream? What should I do?
know I won the lotto in my dream? What should I do?
Pinokano #2: That's
simple. When you win again, collect it right away!
simple. When you win again, collect it right away!
From A.L.T.
Publication - Funny Bones message board
Publication - Funny Bones message board
Dear ALTPRES, So, it's not all politechnic with you - you're also a comedian.
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