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HELPFUL
NURSE
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital with an oxygen
mask
over his mouth and nose and still heavily sedated from a
4-hour
operation.
NURSE
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital with an oxygen
mask
over his mouth and nose and still heavily sedated from a
4-hour
operation.
A young nurse appears in his room to
sponge his hands and
feet. "Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my
testicles
black?
sponge his hands and
feet. "Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my
testicles
black?
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies,
"I don't know, I'm only
here to wash your hands and feet."
"I don't know, I'm only
here to wash your hands and feet."
He struggles again to ask,
"Nurse,
are my testicles black?"
"Nurse,
are my testicles black?"
Finally, she pulls back the covers,
raises
his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the
other
hand, takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with
them!"
raises
his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the
other
hand, takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with
them!"
The man removes his oxygen mask and says very slowly, "That was
really
nice, but listen very, very
closely,
"Are...my...test...results...back?"
hehehe-mailed by
MSollosa
MSollosa
Published 4/25/06 ALT MSN Group
Web Page: Jokebox Test Hospital
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