Tuesday, April 25, 2006

Jokebox Test Hospital




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HELPFUL
NURSE

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital with an oxygen
mask
over his mouth and nose and still heavily sedated from a
4-hour
operation.




A young nurse appears in his room to
sponge his hands and
feet. "Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my
testicles
black?




Embarrassed, the young nurse replies,
"I don't know, I'm only
here to wash your hands and feet."




He struggles again to ask,
"Nurse,
are my testicles black?"




Finally, she pulls back the covers,
raises
his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the
other
hand, takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with
them!"




The man removes his oxygen mask and says very slowly, "That was

really
nice, but listen very, very
closely,
"Are...my...test...results...back?"



hehehe-mailed by
MSollosa

Published  4/25/06  ALT  MSN Group
Web Page:  Jokebox Test Hospital

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