Thursday, April 14, 2011

Sense of Freshness Supermarket


My favorite aroma: Fresh baked bread from the oven and bacon frying. Yummy!


 
Aromatic fragrances used to stimulate sales!


 Sense of  Freshness....
A while ago a  new supermarket opened in Auburn, CA .
It has an  automatic water mister to keep the produce  fresh.

Just before it goes on, you hear  the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh  rain.

When you pass the milk cases, you  hear cows mooing and you experience the scent of fresh  mowed hay.

In the meat department there  is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks with  onions.

When you approach the egg  case, you hear hens cluck and cackle, and the air is  filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs  frying.

The bread department features  the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread and  cookies.

I don't buy  toilet paper there any more.             


   

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Published  4/14/11   altgroup  multiply
Web Page: Sense of Freshness

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Presidential Quiz

MULTIPLE CHOICE 1. Barack Hussein Obama was born in: A. Jakarta, Indonesia B. Kenya, Africa C. Hawaii, USA D. Chicago, Illinois, USA 2. What is the movie title of this famous scene? A. Piggly-Wiggly B. In the Heat of the Night C. Driving Miss Daisy D. Easy Rider 3. Where is this beach? A. Normandy Beach B. Waikiki Beach C. Prudhoe Bay D. Gulf of Mexico 4. Who is the Dancing With The Stars partner of Obama in this photo? A. Sarah Palin B. Nancy Pelosi C. Barbara Boxer D. Bristol Palin 5. Who is this First Lady? A. Whoopi B. Michelle C. Marie Antoinette D. Aida

Woo-hoo! Congratulations! You know your American President.






As an intelligent American, this quiz is easy even if you're color blind. Where is the 44th President of the United States of America in this drawing?



Wrong! (Just kidding!)

Monday, April 11, 2011

Maze: The Last Sport Car of England

FOR SALE: MG

The car garage maze is too crowded. I've donated many months ago my old Mercury car in one of those American war veterans charitable organizations. But I need more space.

Baby, you can drive my car -- only if you buy it. For more than 30 years, the iconic MG has been the favorite fancy ride of the labyrinthian maze. It's also the favorite little car (before the Smart & Tata Nano) of Simon Templar "The Saint" and the English Royals.

Note: Serious and fancy car collector only!

Make/Year: MG 1980

Model: MGB


Body Style: Convertible

Color: Yellow

No. of Cylinder: 4

HP/CCM: 15.9

Odometer: 38, 365

One & Original Owner

Click video:

Music: A Tear Fell









Maze: Fishtachio

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More fishy video:

Swimming and staying alive inside the aquamaze.


March Jewel: Aquamarine

Symbol: H



Saturday, April 9, 2011

Moral Story of the Day: Old Dog

From: tandang aso
Subject: Old Dog
Date: Sat, 9 Apr 2011 13:31:57 -0500

LOL!

Old Dog


One day an old German Shepherd starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a panther heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch.
The old German Shepherd thinks, 'Oh, oh! I'm in deep doo-doo now!' Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the panther is about to leap, the old German Shepherd exclaims loudly, 'Boy, that was one delicious panther! I wonder, if there are any more around here?'

Hearing this, the young panther halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees.
'Whew!' says the panther, 'That was close! That old German Shepherd nearly had me!'

Meanwhile, a squirrel who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the panther.
So, off he goes.
 The squirrel soon catches up with the panther, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the panther.
The young panther is furious at being made a fool of and says, 'Here, squirrel, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine!

Now, the old German Shepherd sees the panther coming with the squirrel on his back and thinks, 'What am I going to do now?', but instead of running, the dog sits down wi th his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear, the old German Shepherd says....
'Where's that squirrel?
I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another panther!

Moral of this story... 

Don't mess with the old dogs.... Age and skill will always overcome youth and treachery!
Brilliance and wisdom only comes with age and experience.

If you don't send this to five 'old' friends right away,
there will be five fewer people laughing in the world.

Of course, I am in no way insinuating that any of you are old,
some are just more 'youthfully challenged'.
You did notice the size of the print, didn't you?

 



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Wednesday, April 6, 2011

NEW Stations of the Cross

NEW Stations of the Cross Dear Faithful, Be sure to click on the very touching powerpoint presentation about Pope John Paul II who was buried in the Year of the Lord -- April 8, 2005. Have a good journey with Jesus this Lenten season. God bless always!

Monday, April 4, 2011

DANCING NOT CRYING




Amazing video! I can see why these two Chinese dancers are not crying - the female has no right arm and the male has no left leg.

American Pie



The current state of the United States of America - True then. True now.


Performed by Capitol Steps

US Department of Treasury

US Department of Treasury From the Desk of Responsible Taxpayer