Potential vs Realistic

Subject: Brad Pitt

      A young boy went up to his
father and asked him, "Dad, what is the difference between potentially and
realistically?"  The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask
your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask
your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then,
ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back
and tell me what you learn from that." 

      So the boy went to his mother
and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"  The
mother replied, "Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the
house and send you kids to a great University!" 

      The boy then went to his sister
and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"  The
girl replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him in a
heartbeat, are you nuts?!?!?! " 

      The boy then went to his
brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" 
"Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how much a million bucks would
buy?"

      The boy pondered the answers
for a few days, then went back to his dad.  His father asked him, "Did you
find out the difference between potentially and realistically?"  The boy
replied, "Yes... Potentially, you and I are sitting on Three Million
Dollars.............. but Realistically,......... we're living with two Sluts
and a Homosexual. 

For Funny Bone web page.  Thanks to
Thomasian MSollosa