William Shakespeare Kerry & Edwards

What do
Kerry and Edwards
have in common
with Shakespeare?

Let's see if I understand how the world works
lately..

If a
man cuts his finger off
while slicing salami at work,

he blames
and sues the restaurant

If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung
cancer,

your
family blames and sues the tobacco company.

If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk,
he blames and sues the bartender.

If
your friend is shot by a deranged madman,
you
blame and sue the gun manufacturer.

And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and tries to
kill the pilot at 35,000 feet, and the passengers kill him
instead, the
mother of the crazed deceased blames and sues the
airline.

I must have lived too long to understand the world as it is
anymore.

So, in
the Merchant of Venice, Shakespeare wrote "Let's kill all the
lawyers."
To
paraphrase: Let's NOT vote for Kerry and
Edwards  for their first name is SUE!

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