Ten Best Things to Say if you Get Caught Sleeping at Your Desk

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For lab techs (meditating) on the job....

Ten Best Things to Say if you Get Caught
Sleeping at Your Desk:

10. "They told me at the Blood
Bank this might happen."

9. "This is just a 15 minute
power nap they raved about in the time management course you sent me to."

8. "Whew! Guess I left the top
off the Whiteout. You probably got here just in time."

7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was
meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new business strategy."

6. "I was testing my keyboard
for drool resistance."

5. "I was doing a highly
specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory
toward people who practice Yoga?"

4. "Darn! Why did you interrupt
me? I had almost figured out how to handle that big accounting problem."

3. "Did you ever notice sound
coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?"

2. "Who put decaf in the wrong
pot?"

AND THE NUMBER ONE best thing
to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk... Raise your head slowly and
say, "  ...in Jesus name, Amen. 


Published 12/14/04   ALT  MSN Group
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