A FEW OF MY FRIENDS WHO APPLIED FOR A JOB AT WALMART WERE REJECTED BECAUSE THEY WERE "TOO OLD." TRUE. THIS GRUMPY OLD BASTARD WAS PLAIN DAMN LUCKY!
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Date: Sun, 15 May 2011 16:50:44 -0500
So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter,
a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day....
About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud,
unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
I said pleasantly, 'Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart.
Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say,
'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7.
Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or stupid?'
So I replied,
'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at
Wal-Mart.'
My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.
Published 5/15/11 altgroup multiply
Web Page: WalMart Greeter
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