Commander Obama - America's Superhero

COMMANDER OBAMA: AMERICA'S NEW SUPERHERO

America has a long fascination with superheroes. Nowhere in the world were superheroes abound and multiply. For the first time in the history of America's superheroes, who are mostly whites be it known, a biracial superhero by the name of Commander-in-Chief Obama (aka Barack Hussein Obama or Commander Obama for short) rose up from the deep bowels of Windy City Chicago but now living in the Situation Room of the White House - his fortress of solitude - when he's not out campaigning and begging for money to pay for his many expensive black and initialed "CO" velvet capes and super-duper capers . To boot, none of the other popular superheroes could claim of being a Nobel Laureate from Norway. Commander Obama's success targets of Muslim villains - Somalia's pirates, Osama bin Laden, Al-Alwachi, and others in his covert hit list. Among his exalted predecessors who are forever young in the pages of comic books:

Superman "The Man of Steel" (aka Clark Kent) was the oldest, 79-year old - created in 1932. He has a new movie coming out in 2012.

Batman (aka Bruce Wayne) first rode his impressive Batmobile in Gotham City, missing a cellphone, in 1939. Yes, his sidekick Robin was riding with him.

The Green Lantern first saw green in 1940 and just made a film debut in the spring or summer of this year. Little did he know he would be the Patron Saint of wacko environmentalists, of all green things, including Kermit - a muppet boyfriend of the voluptuous Miss Piggy.

Captain America was created in 1941 to honor American soldiers of World War II. He also made his first movie debut in the cinema multiplex.

Spiderman made his first web in 1962 and caught many successes in the box-office a few years ago.

The Incredible Hulk came into being in 1962, also. His TV series was very popular in the 70s.

Iron Man and the X-Men first appeared in 1963. The last time I saw rich boy Iron Man was in 2008 ?, he was acting in a film on location in Afghanistan, and survived fighting with robots.

These cartoon superheroes - they all do the fighting by themselves alone, regardless of help or no help from the military. The spectacular triumphs of CO belong only to him but none to the Navy Seals, the US Forces and NATO. When you're the new superhero of the 21st Century, all the glories and accolades are yours and yours alone!