LIB'S LABYRINTH: March 2014

Monday, March 31, 2014

Collector

CHINESE SNUFF BOTTLES Painting inside these exquisite snuff bottles takes a lot of patience and artistry.

[Source: Wikipedia]

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SOLD

ATT: Collectors collecting music albums
For Sale in Mission, Texas - cleaning house
Items: Long-playing record album collections

Seller's Price: $200.00

Seller's Price: $200.00
Contact: katleskipper@

Published 1/10/10 4ALT MSN Group
Web Page: Collector's Sale

Sunday, March 30, 2014

D-I-V-O-R-C-E

REVENGE IS SWEET

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Dear MSN Group Members:

Blonde jokes, Pinoy and Polish jokes, these are stuffs
we make fun of. We got to learn to laugh at ourselves. Life is
too short to fight each other and the world will be a better place to live in if
we just have a sense of humor. Ya, I like this.

----- Original Message -----

From: Ting

To: Mila S

Sent: Friday, August 27, 2004 2:04 PM

Subject: Polish Divorce

You'll like this.

-----Original Message-----

POLISH DIVORCE... A Polish man
married an American girl after he had been in the United States a year or so;
and, although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well.
Until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange
a divorce for him -- "very quick." The lawyer said that the speed for getting a
divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following
questions:!

LAWYER: "Have you any grounds?"

POLE:     "Yah, Yah, an acre and half and a nice little home
with 3 bedrooms."

LAWYER: "No," I mean what is the foundation
of this case?"
POLE:     "It is made of concrete,
brick, and mortar," he responded.

LAWYER: "Does either of you
have a real grudge?"
POLE:     "No," he replied,
"we have a two-car carport, and have never really needed
one."

LAWYER: "I mean, What are your relations like?"

POLE:     "All my relations are in Poland."

LAWYER: "Is there any infidelity in your marriage?"

POLE:     "Yes, we have hi fidelity stereo set and DVD
player with 5.1 sound. We don't necessarily like the music, but the
answer to your questions is yes."

LAWYER: "No, I mean Does your
wife beat you up?"
POLE:     "NO, I'm always up
before her."

LAWYER: "Is your wife a nagger?"

POLE:     "NO, she white."

LAWYER: "WHY do you
want this divorce?"
POLE:     "She going to kill
me."

LAWYER: "What makes you think that?"

POLE:     "I got proof.

LAWYER: "What kind of
proof?"
POLE:     "She going to poison me.
She buy a bottle at the drug store and put on shelf in bathroom. I
can read -- it says, 'Polish Remover'."

Emailed by Thomasian
MSollosa.
Published 9/7/04 ALT MSN Group
Web Page: Polish Divorce

Friday, March 28, 2014

Anaerobe 2014

PRE-CONGRESS ANAEROBIC WORKSHOP

Website http://www.anaerobe.org/2014/anaerobe2014.html

ANNOUNCEMENT FROM ANAEROBE SOCIETY OF AMERICAS

ANAEROBE 2014 CONGRESS IN CHICAGO, JUNE 28 - JULY 1

[Posted 11/29/2013]

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ISM ANNOUNCEMENT (On behalf of ASM)

Anaerobes are my least "favorite" of all bacterial cultures. They stink! However, the most easily identified is Bacteroides fragilis ss fragilis, found in wound and blood cultures. If you are interested to know what's new with anaerobes, this workshop is for you.

Bacterial cultures in Petri dishes for biological research

From: gottsch345@nethere.com
To: gottsch345@nethere.com
Subject: FW: Anaerobe 2012
Date: Fri, 23 Mar 2012 05:41:00 -0500

This is being sent to ISM members on behalf of the ASM.

The Anaerobe Society of the Americas (ASA) hosts its 11th biennial Congress--ANAEROBE 2012--June 27-July 1, in the San Francisco Bay Area, USA. The Pre-Congress Workshops will be held at Santa Clara University (45 miles south of San Francisco) and the Anaerobe Congress takes place at the Grand Hyatt Hotel (off Union square) in downtown San Francisco, CA USA.

ANAEROBE 2012 will address both the clinical and microbiological aspects of anaerobes, as related to human diseases, animal disease, and environmental conditions. Mixing theory and practical applications, the Congress will consist of invited speakers, oral presentations, and poster presentations, representing work by researchers from 28 countries.

Pre-Congress Hands-On Workshop - June 27-28, 2012
The Pre-Congress Anaerobic Identification and Susceptibility Testing Workshop will be conducted June 27-28, 2012 on the campus of Santa Clara University in Santa Clara, CA. This 2-day course will consist of lectures and hands-on experience, covering both classical and advanced methods for identification and susceptibility testing of anaerobic bacteriology.

The first day will explore techniques for identifying anaerobes based on phenotypic characteristics and susceptibility testing methods. The second day will address the advanced isolate identification methods, of MALDI-TOF Mass Spectrometry, 16S rDNA Sequencing, Culture Independent Methods, and Pyrosequencing. This workshop is accredited for 14 continuing education contact hours for clinical laboratory scientists.

For info, visit the web site: www.anaerobe.org

Sincerely

Ronald Goldman, Ph.D.

Anaerobe Society

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Published 3/24/12 altgroup multiply

Web Page: Anaerobe 2012

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Published 11/29/13 lib's labyrinth blogspot

Blog Page: Doctor's Data Inc Job

Wednesday, March 26, 2014

FBPO on Politics

THAT'S RIGHT, THE RISE OF THE RADICALS UNDER OBAMA. THANKS TO HIS MENTOR, AWARD-WINNING PACEM EN TERRIS SAUL ALINSKY.

Would you like to be still under the control of democrat lefties in 2016?

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SOMETIMES I JUST WONDER HOW WE LOOK AT THINGS IN A
TOTALLY DIFFERENT WAY.

Until now I'm still in awe how my beloved President
George W. did it, with the mainstream media, Hollywood celebrities, and
fundraising support overwhelmingly against him. In the 2004 election, a
friend contributed $25,000 to Kerry and only $10,000 to George W. In this
presidential election, BObama is getting twice as much of undisclosed millions
from local and foreign contributors than McCain. This makes me very
suspicious since he had ties with convicted fundraisers like Tony Rezko.
There is no transparency in his campaign, what he did with that $100
million Annenberg Challenge, and I just found out he would not released his
school grades like George W and Kerry did.

BObama and Missouri Senator McCaskill
defended his friendship with William Ayres, a lucky homegrown
terrorist now a professor at the University of Chicago. They said it
happened 40 years ago when "he was only 8 years old."
This is my question -- as a boy or as a girl, don't we look up to somebody or
idealize a person like a mother or a father or even someone famous? As far
as I know, so far BObama had 3 known longtime friends that he look up to --
William Ayres, Reverend Jeremiah Wright and Tony Rezko -- all radicals in every
way. What kind of a person is he? Is this the kind of character and
judgment that voters will be voting for.

I have to verify if it's true BObama's father and a
family relation are also Kenyan radicals.

The leaves fall to the roots of
the tree.

- Chinese
maxim

I love tit for tat. An eye for an eye. A tooth
for a tooth.

As a counter-attack by BObama Campaign Team, they put
out an ad against McCain and the Keating 5 banking scandal. Ah yes,
wasn't the first US astronaut John Glenn, a hero, a Democrat, involved
with that too? Weren't they all absolved?

As a conscientious voter, I'd like to know
what are BObama's qualifications that he claimed to know more about
economics? So far, I'm not impressed!

Tomorrow, McCain will debate BObama for the second
time. McCain should do his supporters a favor -- expose the
real BObama! I'm predicting the bias mainstream media and pundits will
give it hands down to BObama! But real folks like me know who has the
experience to lead the country through good times and hard times.

I'd like to thank my girlfriends all over the United
States of A. for crossing over to the Republican corner. (I saw Hillary on TV,
she did not look good. The woman is still in pain.)

Let's show them who's right!

And who won on November 5!!

Published 10/7/08 ALT MSN Group

Web Page: FBPO on Politics

Dittohead's Den

RUSH LIMBAUGH: NUMERO UNO RADIO TALKSHOW HOST AND NOW A CHILDREN AUTHOR IS ONE OF THE FINALISTS FOR "CHILDREN AUTHOR OF THE YEAR." VOTING STARTED MARCH 26, 2014 AND THE WINNER WILL BE ANNOUNCED IN MAY.

I'm not a child anymore but the book is very entertaining and a good reading for adults also. I bought the book at COSTCO for $15.00

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Aha! I've been wondering for quite sometime, that something's afoot at EIB. So that's what it is,

why Rush Limbaugh had been taking more and more time off from his popular radio talkshow and having a host apprentice each time he's away. The reason? What else? A WOMAN! Now a wife for the 4th time. Will it last? According to law of probability in marriage - -it remains to be seen.

I lost track but he came back this week or was it last week? Anyway, I was listening to him on the Rush Limbaugh Show, 11:00 AM - 2:00 PM CST http://www.wlsam.com/ in Chicago as usual while multi-tasking (driving, listening, cooking, and eating) when I heard him say General Stan McChrystal voted for Obama for president. Right there, I lost interest and sympathy for the General. He drank the Kool-aid! At least, Limbaugh and Levin, with all their criticism of John McCain voted for him after all. I like that very much. For the life of me, I will never ever understand why people voted for Obama (cool and intelligent most of his followers say) and not for McCain. You know what, Afghanistan is a lost cause because the Commander-in-Chief Obama and the Democrats in Congress, even from the beginning, are not into winning the war like George W., his tough predecessor and favorite president of mine. Whose dumb idea it is to broadcast to the world the U.S. is living Afghanistan in July of 2011? Only the Obama Administration. Poor General Petreaus, now he's sucked in to the military maze. Didn't he faint at the congressional hearing? If I were the previously victorious General of Iraq War, I'd say....I don't know! I wonder if he voted for Obama, too?!

Obama is going to fail because he's a liberal democrat. Voters this coming November should fire Pelosi and Reid. And bring back fresh Republican blood in Congress.

How about the Obama economics? Not good. Republicans are more business-minded. Democrats think of raising taxes any which way and sharing people's hard-earned money with other people without thinking about tomorrow.

With my keen observation and sixth sense, I've foreseen everything that has been happening.

No one would listen even now. Who they listen to? They only listen to Hollywood celebrities, liberal pundits, and the leftist mainstream media. Yep, I can name all of them but I'm not going to. I'm just amazed what I think, Rush Limbaugh think also.

I like that very much.

Published 6/24/10 altgroup multiply
Web Page: Dittohead's Den

Tuesday, March 25, 2014

Women of the World

!HOLA! PHILIPPINE BORN ISABEL PREYSLER WAS VOTED SPAIN'S BEST DRESSED WOMAN OF 1991, 2002, 2006 AND 2007. Her wealthy Spanish parents Carlos and Beatriz owned a sugar plantation and copra (coconut) business in Lubao, Pampanga. She joined her uncle in Madrid in 1970 where she met football player turned singer Julio Iglesias. Si, she's the mother of Enrique Iglesias!

This is an undisputed fact: Just like her namesake Queen Isabella, she rules the world as an international fashion icon.

"Every age has its own rules. There is simply no sense in trying to look like a young girl."

She is 63 (born February 18, 1951) and looking good as ever. Muy bello!

It was fashionation to the max!

Mother of 5 children: Chabeli, Julio, Jr., Enrique (husband 1 Julio Iglesias), Tamara (husband 2 Marques de Grinon Carlos Falco), and Ana (husband 3 Miguel Boyer, Spain's Finance Minister).