Tuesday, August 30, 2011

WAL-MART vs. the MORONS



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This has been circulating since March 19, 2010, maybe earlier.  I think I got this before but maybe not.  After a while things tend to look the same.  Oh, well.

I don't go to megastores -- too big to find what I'm looking for.  Just for curiousity, I went to Wal-Mart in Beijing when I was there in 2007.  It's the same as here except the products they have are all MADE IN USA!

Just kidding!

LOL!

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Date: Mon, 29 Aug 2011 07:31:18 -0700
From: rqp
Subject: FW: WAL-MART vs. the MORONS
To:



Thought you'd enjoy this read!... I'm not that big of a fan of WalMart but, hey.  The author has a point! ... 



Wal-Mart vs. the Morons 


1. 


Americans spend $36,000,000 at Wal-Mart every hour  
 
of every day. 
 
 
 
2. 
This works out to
$20,928 every minute! 
 
 
 
3. 
Wal-Mart will sell more from January 1 to
St...  
 
Patrick's Day (March 17th) than Target sells all year. 
 
 
 
4. 
Wal-Mart is bigger than
Home Depot + Kroger +  
 
Target + Sears + Costco K-Mart combined...  
 
 
5.
Wal-Mart employs 1.6 million people, is the world's
 
 
largest private employer, and most speak English. 
 
 
6.
 
Wal-Mart is the largest company in the history of the world. 
 
 
 
7. 
Wal-Mart now sells more food than
Kroger and 
 
Safeway combined, and keep in mind they did this in only fifteen years. 
 
 
 
8. 
During this same period, 31 big supermarket chains
 
 
sought bankruptcy. 
 
 
 
9. 
Wal-Mart now sells more food than any other store
 
 
in the world. 
 
 
 
10. 
 
Wal-Mart has approx. 3,900 stores in the USA of 
 
which 2,906 are Super Centers; this is 1,000 more than  
 
it had five years ago... 
 
 
 
11. 
 
This year 7.2 billion different purchasing 
 
experiences will occur at Wal-Mart stores. 
 
(Earth's population is  
 
approximately 6.5 Billion.) 
 
 
 
12. 
90% of all Americans live within fifteen miles of
  
 
a Wal-Mart. 
 
 
 
13. 
Wal-Mart has gross sales that total more than the
  
 
total revenue of all the countries in the world, 
 
except 6. 
 
 
  
 
You may think that I am complaining, but I am 
really laying the ground work for suggesting that
 
 
MAYBE we should hire the 
 
guys who run  Wal-Mart to fix the  economy. 
 
 
 
This should be read and understood by all Americans  
 
Democrats,  Republicans,  EVERYONE!! 
  
To the President and all 535 voting members 
of the Legislature, both parties. 
   
 
It is now official - 
 
you are ALL corrupt morons: 
 
  
 
a.  The U.S. Postal Service was established in  1775. 
 
You have had 234 years to get it right
and it is broke.
 
 
 
 
b. Social Security was established in 1935. You have had 74 years to get it right
and it is broke.
  
 
 
 
c.  Fannie Mae was established in 1938.You have had 71 years to get it right
and it is broke.
  
 
 
 
d.  War on Poverty started in 1964. You have had 45 years to get it right; $1 trillion 
of our money is confiscated each year
and transferred to "the poor"
and they only want more.
 
 
 
 
e.  Medicare and  Medicaid were established in 1965.  
 
You have had 44 years to get it right
and they are broke.
 
 
 
 
f.  Freddie Mac was established in 1970. You have had 39 years to get it right
and it is broke.
 
 
 
 
g.  The Department of Energy was created in 1977 to 
 
lessen our  dependence on foreign oil.
It has ballooned to 16,000 employees with a 
budget of $24 billion a year
and we import more oil than ever before.
You had 32 years to get it right
and it is an abysmal failure.
 
  
   
 
!!!You have FAILED !!! 
In every "government service" you have  shoved
down our throats while  overspending our tax dollars. 
  
 
AND YOU WANT AMERICANS
TO BELIEVE YOU CAN BE TRUSTED
WITH A GOVERNMENT-RUN HEALTH CARE SYSTEM ?? 
  
YOU THINK YOU CAN RUN THE
AUTO INDUSTRY.... THE BANKING SYSTEM?????
   
  
 
MAYBE WE OUGHT TO KICK YOUR EGG-HEAD
BUDDY BUMS OUT OF OFFICE AND
HIRE WAL-MART  TO RUN THE GOVERNMENT ???
 
  
   
 WAL-MART
SEEMS TO KNOW HOW TO RUN A BUSINESS...  
WHY DON'T YOU GUYS JUST ADMIT
 
IT'S WAY BEYOND YOUR PAY GRADE, AND QUIT? 
  
   
  
Folks, keep this circulating.
It is very well stated.
Maybe it will end up in the e-mails of some of our "duly elected'
(they never read anything) and their  staff will clue them in on how Americans feel. 
  
   
 
"You can't fix stupid, but you can vote it out."  




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