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Tag: Canada

Very funny.
Offie

Now that Vancouver has won the chance to host
the 2010 Winter Olympic these are some questions people the world over are
asking!!!   Believe it or not these questions about Canada were posted
on an International Tourism Website.  Obviously the answers are a joke; but
the questions were really asked!!

Q:    I have never seen it warm on Canadian TV, so
how do the plants grow? (England )
A:   We import all plants
fully grown and then just sit around and watch them die.

Q:
 Will I be able to see Polar Bears in the street? (USA )
A:
 Depends on how much you've been drinking.

Q:  I want to
walk from Vancouver to Toronto -can I follow the Railroad tracks? (Sweden
)
A: Sure, it's only Four thousand miles, take lots of
water.


Q:  Is it safe to run around in the bushes in
Canada ? (Sweden )
A:  So it's true what they say about
Swedes.


Q:  It is imperative that I find the names and
addresses of places to contact for a stuffed Beaver. (Italy )
A:
 Let's not touch this one.

Q: Are there any ATM's (cash
machines) in Canada ? Can you send me a list of them in Toronto ,
Vancouver , Edmonton and Halifax? England )
A:  What about Dog
River?

Q:  Can you give me some information about hippo racing
in Canada (USA )
A:   A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped
continent south of Europe.
Ca-na-da is that big country to your
North...oh forget it. Sure, the
hippo racing is every Tuesday night in
Calgary. Come naked


Q:  Which direction is North in
Canada ? (USA )
A:  Face south and then turn 180 degrees Contact
us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions.

Q:
  Can I bring cutlery into Canada ? (England )
A:
  Why? Just use your fingers like we do.

Q:
  Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? (USA )
A:
  Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y,
which is...oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday
night in Vancouver and in Calgary, straight after the hippo races. Come
naked.

Q:   Do you have perfume in Canada ? (Germany
)
A:   No, WE don't stink.


Q:  I have
developed a new product that is the fountain of youth.Can you sell it in
Canada ? (USA )
A:  Anywhere significant numbers of Americans
gather.

Q:   Can you tell me the regions in British
Columbia where the female population is smaller than the male population?
(Italy )
A:   Yes, gay nightclubs

Q:   Do
you celebrate Thanksgiving in Canada ? (USA )
A:   Only at
Thanksgiving.

Q:   Are there supermarkets in Toronto and
is milk available all year round?  (Germany )
A:   No,
we are a peaceful civilization of Vegan hunter/gathers. Milk is
illegal.

Q:  I have a question about a famous animal in
Canada, but I forget its name. It's a kind of big horse with horns. (USA
)
A:   It's called a Moose. They are tall and very violent.
They roam the city streets eating the brains of anyone walking close to
them. Spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking will
scare them off.

Q:   Will I be able to speak English most
places I go? (USA )
A:   Yes, but you will have to learn it
first.

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Forwarded by Fely of Toronto,
B*U*S*T*

Published  7/3/07  ALT MSN Group

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