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map all RED for BUSH!
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Mooning and Boo-ing
happy halloween, witches!
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Friday, October 29, 2004
Blood-sucking relative Dracula
Who else but Count Dracula
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Straight Republican
Today is just a great day for Republicans like
me. No No No... Don't let me be misunderstood. I'm not talking about
gays. I'm talking about Republicans voting in a straight ticket.
Old Conservative Republicans are no longer shy and passive. Those
days are totally gone - when another baby boomer president was elected in the
dawning of the 21st Century and his name is George W. Bush. Young White,
Black and minority Conservative Republicans have joined the party of Abraham
Lincoln. Honest Abe once said, "Whatever you are, be a good one."
One primo supremo example of a good one is - RUSH LIMBAUGH. www.rushlimbaugh.com
Because of him we became radioactive. The atomic particles of truth, attacks and
counterattacks coming out of the mouth of the bombastic radio talk show
host have energized the conservative base and his 20 million listeners in full
force. We're behind this David against the Goliath of media press.
Yesterday, as I drove around the block of my once democratic neighborhood, I saw
signs after signs, big and small, for Bush-Cheney '04
in front of houses. I did not see this in the days before the November
2000 election. My Wisconsin friend told me Bush has increasing
supporters. This is wonderful news. We've been timid and somewhat
inert then. But not anymore. Supporters and volunteers have been
energized. However, there's one unlucky Republican candidate in my 9th
Congressional District and her name is the current State Representative
Elizabeth Coulson. Someone (probably a Democrat) stole her signs and
removed them. Someone also pulled a dirty trick on me - only because I
allowed it just to see how it will happen. I was watching NCIS when I got
a phone call from someone posing to be a Republican. The very moment I
talked to him I had a bad feeling. Because of my psychic nature I can feel
bad vibration from people and the universe. Since I'm a risk taker I
gave my address - a public information anyway. It's all right to be duped
once in a while for I believe in Honest Abe. Days later I received a
letter from a Democrat candidate asking for my vote. Oops! Sorry. My
fellow Republicans of conscience, I always vote STRAIGHT REPUBLICAN. You
know what that means - I'm voting for Alan Keyes as Senator from Illinois. He's intelligent and
an excellent debater. Above all, I relate with him. I'm a person of
conscience. He may not win according to the polls but you know, nothing is
carte blanche in politics.
me. No No No... Don't let me be misunderstood. I'm not talking about
gays. I'm talking about Republicans voting in a straight ticket.
Old Conservative Republicans are no longer shy and passive. Those
days are totally gone - when another baby boomer president was elected in the
dawning of the 21st Century and his name is George W. Bush. Young White,
Black and minority Conservative Republicans have joined the party of Abraham
Lincoln. Honest Abe once said, "Whatever you are, be a good one."
One primo supremo example of a good one is - RUSH LIMBAUGH. www.rushlimbaugh.com
Because of him we became radioactive. The atomic particles of truth, attacks and
counterattacks coming out of the mouth of the bombastic radio talk show
host have energized the conservative base and his 20 million listeners in full
force. We're behind this David against the Goliath of media press.
Yesterday, as I drove around the block of my once democratic neighborhood, I saw
signs after signs, big and small, for Bush-Cheney '04
in front of houses. I did not see this in the days before the November
2000 election. My Wisconsin friend told me Bush has increasing
supporters. This is wonderful news. We've been timid and somewhat
inert then. But not anymore. Supporters and volunteers have been
energized. However, there's one unlucky Republican candidate in my 9th
Congressional District and her name is the current State Representative
Elizabeth Coulson. Someone (probably a Democrat) stole her signs and
removed them. Someone also pulled a dirty trick on me - only because I
allowed it just to see how it will happen. I was watching NCIS when I got
a phone call from someone posing to be a Republican. The very moment I
talked to him I had a bad feeling. Because of my psychic nature I can feel
bad vibration from people and the universe. Since I'm a risk taker I
gave my address - a public information anyway. It's all right to be duped
once in a while for I believe in Honest Abe. Days later I received a
letter from a Democrat candidate asking for my vote. Oops! Sorry. My
fellow Republicans of conscience, I always vote STRAIGHT REPUBLICAN. You
know what that means - I'm voting for Alan Keyes as Senator from Illinois. He's intelligent and
an excellent debater. Above all, I relate with him. I'm a person of
conscience. He may not win according to the polls but you know, nothing is
carte blanche in politics.
Responsible
Empowered
Patriotic
Unity
Bravery
Liberty
Invincible
Compassionate
Advocate
National
I must confess to my fellow Republicans I am a
Neo-Conservative Republican. Now, how would you define a
Neo-Conservative? The closest I can relate with is the Rumsfeld Doctrine
or the Wolfowitz plan. To learn about them is to learn who I am. But
Conservatives and Neo-Conservatives can learn how to get along. This was
proven time and time again under the strong leadership of President Bush.
To quote Teri O'Brien (WLS' intelligent radio talk show host www.wlsam.com ),
Neo-Conservative Republican. Now, how would you define a
Neo-Conservative? The closest I can relate with is the Rumsfeld Doctrine
or the Wolfowitz plan. To learn about them is to learn who I am. But
Conservatives and Neo-Conservatives can learn how to get along. This was
proven time and time again under the strong leadership of President Bush.
To quote Teri O'Brien (WLS' intelligent radio talk show host www.wlsam.com ),
"We can disagree without being disagreeable."
There's something about Kerry lately. He's shouting more and
more in his campaign speeches. The more he shouts, the more he becomes
angry and ugly. Little people like me get scared and alarmed with his kind
of personality. Extremely low on likeability. You know who loves
this kind of talk from him? The Michael Moores, the Deaniacs and
Hollywood stars. Republicans should at least have one ad of Kerry
"morphing" from his Botox-injected face to Frankerrystein. It will never
happen. Republicans are not that desperate like
Kerry.
more in his campaign speeches. The more he shouts, the more he becomes
angry and ugly. Little people like me get scared and alarmed with his kind
of personality. Extremely low on likeability. You know who loves
this kind of talk from him? The Michael Moores, the Deaniacs and
Hollywood stars. Republicans should at least have one ad of Kerry
"morphing" from his Botox-injected face to Frankerrystein. It will never
happen. Republicans are not that desperate like
Kerry.
Here's another not so surprising thing about Kerry judging by his
records. Just like in 1971, he's accusing our brave soldiers in Iraq of
incompetence - for not securing explosives after the bombing of
Baghdad. My dear relatives and friends all over the United States, it's
almost tantamount to calling the soldiers sacrificing their lives for our
security here at home DUMB AND STUPID. Folks, these are well-trained
soldiers under the command of Four-Star
Generals and one strong Commander-in-Chief! Even I, a private
citizen, would know what to do! Kerry is just weak on defense!! One thing
I've learned early in life living here in the United States - Americans are not
fools. Americans are experts in turning the table around. Believe
me.
records. Just like in 1971, he's accusing our brave soldiers in Iraq of
incompetence - for not securing explosives after the bombing of
Baghdad. My dear relatives and friends all over the United States, it's
almost tantamount to calling the soldiers sacrificing their lives for our
security here at home DUMB AND STUPID. Folks, these are well-trained
soldiers under the command of Four-Star
Generals and one strong Commander-in-Chief! Even I, a private
citizen, would know what to do! Kerry is just weak on defense!! One thing
I've learned early in life living here in the United States - Americans are not
fools. Americans are experts in turning the table around. Believe
me.
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Wednesday, October 27, 2004
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The autumn leaves
are falling more and more by my bedroom windows. We're reaching the
political crescendo and before we know it we have elected or reelected a
president.
are falling more and more by my bedroom windows. We're reaching the
political crescendo and before we know it we have elected or reelected a
president.
President Bush
is an excellent position to win reelection. The current
unemployment rate continues to be 5.4 percent in October and November 2nd is
barely a week away. In reality, Americans don't pay attention to the
strength of the dollar, inflation, GDP (Gross Domestic Product) and the
deficit. I, myself, only pay attention to the overall economic
growth. I watch Night Business Report nightly www.nbr.com The
economy is getting stronger. None of my friends are out of
work. Many Filipino Americans vote for the Republican Party because it is
the party of their values, hopes and dreams. I, myself, aspire to be
comfortably rich (so far without success because I'm lazy) and to pay as
small a tax as possible. Some liberal Filipino American newspaper writers
call me "white" because I live in the suburb in which there are very few
Blacks. This is a myth. All of us now live in a diversified
suburbia. Most Filipino Americans have very strong family ties giving a
great deal of emphasis on education for it is what will lift the lowliest
to the highest of aspiration. Only President Bush made the connection with
education in the debate. The Blacks voting for President Bush
have doubled up to 19 percent. I was listening to Drudge Report and
he had the same question as I did to my friends when he said, "What did
Clinton do for the Blacks?" In his eight years as president I could not
think of one. President Bush had Powell, Rice and Ron Page - all Blacks in
cabinet position. Afghanistan just had a democratic election and
a president after more than thirty years of oppressive regime.
It was a very successful war under the watch President Bush and voters should
never forget the 9/11 Tragedy. Iraq is back to sovereign democracy without
Saddam Hussein and once the U.S. election is over, President Bush will be able
to decide and continue plans that are being undermined by Kerry and the
democrats. To quote Teri O'Brien, a local Chicago radio talk show
host....www.wlsam.com
is an excellent position to win reelection. The current
unemployment rate continues to be 5.4 percent in October and November 2nd is
barely a week away. In reality, Americans don't pay attention to the
strength of the dollar, inflation, GDP (Gross Domestic Product) and the
deficit. I, myself, only pay attention to the overall economic
growth. I watch Night Business Report nightly www.nbr.com The
economy is getting stronger. None of my friends are out of
work. Many Filipino Americans vote for the Republican Party because it is
the party of their values, hopes and dreams. I, myself, aspire to be
comfortably rich (so far without success because I'm lazy) and to pay as
small a tax as possible. Some liberal Filipino American newspaper writers
call me "white" because I live in the suburb in which there are very few
Blacks. This is a myth. All of us now live in a diversified
suburbia. Most Filipino Americans have very strong family ties giving a
great deal of emphasis on education for it is what will lift the lowliest
to the highest of aspiration. Only President Bush made the connection with
education in the debate. The Blacks voting for President Bush
have doubled up to 19 percent. I was listening to Drudge Report and
he had the same question as I did to my friends when he said, "What did
Clinton do for the Blacks?" In his eight years as president I could not
think of one. President Bush had Powell, Rice and Ron Page - all Blacks in
cabinet position. Afghanistan just had a democratic election and
a president after more than thirty years of oppressive regime.
It was a very successful war under the watch President Bush and voters should
never forget the 9/11 Tragedy. Iraq is back to sovereign democracy without
Saddam Hussein and once the U.S. election is over, President Bush will be able
to decide and continue plans that are being undermined by Kerry and the
democrats. To quote Teri O'Brien, a local Chicago radio talk show
host....www.wlsam.com
Bush is Mr. Right
Kerry is Mr. Right Now
It is also the
season of the hunt for red October surprise. The pro-Kerry
elitist media (97 percent) are running out of barrage of dirty tricks and
bombshells to throw at our beloved President Bush. But little people
like us living in small town America are much smarter and we don't buy their
lies, misinformation and false rhetoric. Their circulations are down
because of the internet; their writers and reporters (New York Times and
Washington Post) are lazy and discredited plagiarists; their CEOs are crooks
(Chicago Sun Times); their TV anchors (Dan Rather and CBS) have no
credibility. The press with their poison pens are feeding us falsehood and
all we can do is throw up. They are only creating a backlash for their
flip-flop candidate. My dear relatives and friends all over the United
States, how are we going to treat these yahoos? I urge you all to
BOYCOTT them including Hollywood celebrities. Little people like us don't
have anything in common with them. Who you vote for is very private.
Do not watch CBS, ABC, CNN and do not subscribe to big city
liberal newspapers. I never did. People I know
don't watch them. I just go to the library if I like to
read something. I used to surf and watch TV for 14 hours....I
recently cut it to less than 5 hours (Jeopardy with handsome Alex Trebek, Perry
Mason, NCIS and BBC News).
season of the hunt for red October surprise. The pro-Kerry
elitist media (97 percent) are running out of barrage of dirty tricks and
bombshells to throw at our beloved President Bush. But little people
like us living in small town America are much smarter and we don't buy their
lies, misinformation and false rhetoric. Their circulations are down
because of the internet; their writers and reporters (New York Times and
Washington Post) are lazy and discredited plagiarists; their CEOs are crooks
(Chicago Sun Times); their TV anchors (Dan Rather and CBS) have no
credibility. The press with their poison pens are feeding us falsehood and
all we can do is throw up. They are only creating a backlash for their
flip-flop candidate. My dear relatives and friends all over the United
States, how are we going to treat these yahoos? I urge you all to
BOYCOTT them including Hollywood celebrities. Little people like us don't
have anything in common with them. Who you vote for is very private.
Do not watch CBS, ABC, CNN and do not subscribe to big city
liberal newspapers. I never did. People I know
don't watch them. I just go to the library if I like to
read something. I used to surf and watch TV for 14 hours....I
recently cut it to less than 5 hours (Jeopardy with handsome Alex Trebek, Perry
Mason, NCIS and BBC News).
Well, I've got
to go to Dengeo's now and order my favorite
spare ribs, garlic bread and Coke. Bye...soon
we'll be singing old winter
songs...
to go to Dengeo's now and order my favorite
spare ribs, garlic bread and Coke. Bye...soon
we'll be singing old winter
songs...
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Tuesday, October 26, 2004
William Shakespeare Kerry & Edwards
What do
Kerry and Edwards
have in common
with Shakespeare?
Kerry and Edwards
have in common
with Shakespeare?
Let's see if I understand how the world works
lately..
lately..
If a
man cuts his finger off
while slicing salami at work,
he blames
and sues the restaurant
If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung
cancer,
your
family blames and sues the tobacco company.
If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk,
he blames and sues the bartender.
If
your friend is shot by a deranged madman,
you
blame and sue the gun manufacturer.
And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and tries to
kill the pilot at 35,000 feet, and the passengers kill him
instead, the
mother of the crazed deceased blames and sues the
airline.
I must have lived too long to understand the world as it is
anymore.
So, in
the Merchant of Venice, Shakespeare wrote "Let's kill all the
lawyers."
To
paraphrase: Let's NOT vote for Kerry and
Edwards for their first name is SUE!
From Junk
New Corporate Policies Employee
My Fellow American Voters: Scary Kerry
will not only roll back the tax breaks for big corporation if elected as
president but will have a profound impact to all its employees. Who are
they? They are US, poor pitiful us. CEOs will have to
send the following memorandum....
will not only roll back the tax breaks for big corporation if elected as
president but will have a profound impact to all its employees. Who are
they? They are US, poor pitiful us. CEOs will have to
send the following memorandum....
Dear Staff,
It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we
see you wearing Prada sneakers and carrying a Gucci Bag we assume that you are
doing well financially and therefore you do not need a raise. If you dress
poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer
clothes and therefore you do not need a raise. If you dress in-between, you are
right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise.
see you wearing Prada sneakers and carrying a Gucci Bag we assume that you are
doing well financially and therefore you do not need a raise. If you dress
poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer
clothes and therefore you do not need a raise. If you dress in-between, you are
right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise.
PERSONAL DAYS:
Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called
Saturday and Sunday.
Saturday and Sunday.
LUNCH BREAKS:
Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch as they need to eat more so that
they can look healthy. Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a
balanced meal to maintain their average figure. Fat people get 5 minutes for
lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a SlimFast and take a diet
pill.
they can look healthy. Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a
balanced meal to maintain their average figure. Fat people get 5 minutes for
lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a SlimFast and take a diet
pill.
SICK DAYS:
We will no longer accept a doctor statement as proof of sickness. If you
are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.
are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.
RESTROOM USE:
Entirely too much time is being spent in the restroom. There is now a
strict 3-minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of three minutes, an alarm
will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the stall door will open and a
picture will be taken. After your second offense, your picture will be posted on
the company bulletin board under the "Chronic Offender" category.
strict 3-minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of three minutes, an alarm
will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the stall door will open and a
picture will be taken. After your second offense, your picture will be posted on
the company bulletin board under the "Chronic Offender" category.
SURGERY:
As long as you are employed here, you need all your organs. You should not
consider removing anything. We hired you intact. To have something removed
constitutes a breach of employment.
consider removing anything. We hired you intact. To have something removed
constitutes a breach of employment.
Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a
positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns,
complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations,
accusations, contemplation, consternation and input should be directed
elsewhere.
positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns,
complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations,
accusations, contemplation, consternation and input should be directed
elsewhere.
THINK BEFORE YOU VOTE FOR SCARY KERRY
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page
Contributor: Beb's
Saturday, October 23, 2004
Take it easy, Bill
BILL CLINTON '92...
BUT HE'S BACK!...Because Kerry's Desperate!!
No effect, man.
Slick Willy had a deal
He would never reveal
Either a run-of-the-mill
Or miss full-meal deal.
He is ready to clear
Your money from the till
No matter how you feel
You will pay your bill.
So you better appeal
To your guys on the Hill
So they will repeal
Their passionate will
To make you pay
Your reluctant bill.
The louder you squeal
The harder he will
Use his Achilles heel
Over your determined zeal
Not to pay your bill.
YoYo
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Wednesday, October 20, 2004
NOVA | The Most Dangerous Woman in America | Typhoid Mary: Villain or Victim? |
I forgot to mention this in our chat.
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