LIB'S LABYRINTH: December 2004

Tuesday, December 21, 2004

Most Annoying People of 2004

My dear relatives and friends
all over the United States: We're at year's end and here are some of the
many reasons why I'm inspired to get out of my queen bed and enjoy the
sugar and spice of life. Like what a friend told me, "Without your enemy,
you are not going to win." How true, how true. I look at things from
both sides since then. Barbara Walters, the doyenne of news babes,
had her list of "Most Fascinating People." Well, here's my own list of
MOST ANNOYING PEOPLE OF 2004....

1. Michael Moore

2. Bill Maher

3. Al Franken

4. Lawrence O'Donnell

5. Sen. Dick Durbin (D-IL)

6. Cong. Jan Schakowsky (D-IL)

7. Sen. Nancy Pelosi (D-CA)

8. Sen. John Biden (D-Del)

9. Sen. John McCain (R-AZ)

10. Sen. Chuck Hagel (R-NE)

11. Sen. Susan Collins (R-ME)

12. Bill Moyer (PBS)

13. Dan Rather (CBS)

14. Peter Jennings (ABC)

15. Bill Kristol (The Weekly Standard)

16. Jean Garofalo

17. Jessica Lange

18. Madonna

19. Sharon Stone

20. Leonardo di Caprio

21. Rosie O'Donnell

22. Ben Affleck

23. Matt Damon

24. Bruce Springsteen

25. Harry Belafonte

26. Cher

27. George Clooney

28. Sarah Jessica Parker

29. Dixie
Chicks

30. Target Management

There are many opinions as there are people ** Terence

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Friday, December 17, 2004

Happy Holidays 2004

Wishing you all at B*U*S*T* the best of the season.

Tuesday, December 14, 2004

Ten Best Things to Say if you Get Caught Sleeping at Your Desk

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For lab techs (meditating) on the job....

Ten Best Things to Say if you Get Caught
Sleeping at Your Desk:

10. "They told me at the Blood
Bank this might happen."

9. "This is just a 15 minute
power nap they raved about in the time management course you sent me to."

8. "Whew! Guess I left the top
off the Whiteout. You probably got here just in time."

7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was
meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new business strategy."

6. "I was testing my keyboard
for drool resistance."

5. "I was doing a highly
specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory
toward people who practice Yoga?"

4. "Darn! Why did you interrupt
me? I had almost figured out how to handle that big accounting problem."

3. "Did you ever notice sound
coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?"

2. "Who put decaf in the wrong
pot?"

AND THE NUMBER ONE best thing
to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk... Raise your head slowly and
say, " ...in Jesus name, Amen.

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